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[–] Wooly 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Either of the right two, it's gotta cover your bits.

[–] bongus_urongus 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I see the tail peeking through so there's a tail hole. Hopefully there is also a poop hatch...although you'd probably have to get a buddy to open it....

[–] RGB3x3 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can a centaur scratch it's butt?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

That's what the spear is for.

[–] samus12345 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What would a centaur toilet look like? 🤔

[–] bongus_urongus 3 points 2 years ago

Everything the light touches, young centaur, is your toilet

[–] Something_Complex 1 points 2 years ago

No he can't remove them if he needs to use the bathroom it's clearly option be 3

[–] thorbot 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Does it have man junk and horse junk? It appears to only have horse junk in which case the top right would be correct

[–] suckaduck 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes, okay, but imagine being a centaur with bottom left pants. Easily accessible pockets are not to be underestimated.

[–] thorbot 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pockets, sure, but then you got the ole horse cock flapping in the wind look though

[–] Caradoc879 4 points 2 years ago

It's a feature, not a bug.

[–] vreraan 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It is retractable that of the horse and other animals, you don't need pants to hide it.

[–] thorbot 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How have you come by such advanced horse dong knowledge sensei?

[–] Madison420 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] thorbot 2 points 2 years ago

Ohhh myyyyy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Surely a centaur would just have saddle bags for easy to access storage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do you even put those on? You'd need some kind of helper device

[–] amos 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was trying to figure that out too. Best I could figure, you'd start by putting the rear legs through both holes then sliding it up to right behind your front legs. Then do some kind of maneuver where you pull your front legs up to your body and try your best to stretch the pants a little bit to get your front legs into the top hole then down and out through the front leg holes, then finish sliding the top hole up into place? Idk I've now thought way too long about how a centaur would actually put pants on.

[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 2 years ago

If you can't let your junk fly free, I don't even see the point of being a centaur.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But why would a centaur weat pants

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Formal occasions?

[–] foggy 5 points 2 years ago

1 and 4 are the same, it's just 90s vs 2020s style.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

For once OP has a truly unpopular opinion and it goes in Memes instead. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Depends on how big a slut he is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not sure either of the bottom ones are possible to put on without some amazingly elastic material.

[–] Madison420 3 points 2 years ago

Zipper in the back.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

They wouldn't. They would refuse and fight you if you tried to put them on one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Bottom right in the winter, bottom left in the summer.

"Shorts"

[–] BilboBargains 2 points 2 years ago

If I had a huge horse dong I would use it to impress the ladies and make huge cash on only fans

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

#4 but with front pockets...because....more pockets!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] suckaduck 1 points 2 years ago

As a centaur I think I'd be too proud to entirely cover up my horse half. Plus going to the bathroom would suuuck