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[–] thorbot 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Does it have man junk and horse junk? It appears to only have horse junk in which case the top right would be correct

[–] suckaduck 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes, okay, but imagine being a centaur with bottom left pants. Easily accessible pockets are not to be underestimated.

[–] thorbot 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pockets, sure, but then you got the ole horse cock flapping in the wind look though

[–] Caradoc879 4 points 2 years ago

It's a feature, not a bug.

[–] vreraan 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It is retractable that of the horse and other animals, you don't need pants to hide it.

[–] thorbot 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How have you come by such advanced horse dong knowledge sensei?

[–] Madison420 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Surely a centaur would just have saddle bags for easy to access storage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do you even put those on? You'd need some kind of helper device

[–] amos 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was trying to figure that out too. Best I could figure, you'd start by putting the rear legs through both holes then sliding it up to right behind your front legs. Then do some kind of maneuver where you pull your front legs up to your body and try your best to stretch the pants a little bit to get your front legs into the top hole then down and out through the front leg holes, then finish sliding the top hole up into place? Idk I've now thought way too long about how a centaur would actually put pants on.