cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23134973
And black gloves of course
3-hole is for robbing physical banks, everyone knows this.
this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
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But then how will I eat my cheetos?
lol chopsticks obv
Exactly. Hacking requires fingerless black gloves
Uj/ pro tip: wear a Single eye slit because if it's cold enough to wear a balaclava then I don't want to leave my lips out in the elements to get chapped and also it's easier to wear sunglasses with
What if it's not cold but you still wanna look like a proper hacker?
Just use black shoe polish
I prefer an oversized black hoodie and a spotlight positioned to only reveal my chin
I too like the oversized hoodie. While the spotlighted chin is tasteful, I really enjoy setting up a projector to project the code i'm hacking directly onto my face.
I think the one without the mouth hole is better
Sunglasses that reflect my code.
Aren't the hoodie and fingerless gloves the traditional garments for this type of endeavour ?
I'M IN
3 holes but not for hacking rather for fighting for a free and united Ireland.
Tiocfaidh ar la!
car bomb
Just realised that my home office is so fucking frigid that I would be justified working on the computer in one of these.
As forthe question... Left. I'm trying to eat less anyway.
3 hole, how else do you Baja blast?
I'd prefer fingertip-less gloves, my hands get soooo cold versus the rest of my body when I'm in my poorly insulated office.
Mouth hole feels weird when it rubs against my lips, and not having one means people can't see when I make kissy faces at them so I can do it as much as I want. It's worth having to smell my own breath, I think
Three hole, to avoid fogging up my glasses.
Slit for hacking, holes for unifying the 32 counties
3 hole to sip that mountain dew obvi
This is the way.
I said in the other thread… GENTLEMEN