Lots of people played Among Us and haven't killed a CEO.
Yet.
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
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On the other hand, every person who has killed a United Healthcare CEO has played Among US, checkmate.
He also ate a kind bar moments before doing his work.
Kind bar, fuel for the revolution.
Kind bar, when you need to make a quick getaway.
Kind bar, leave a lasting impression.
Kinda sus...
luigi likes to drink soda.
luigi's car... is red.
green*
ugh yes sorry it's been 20 years since i've seen it :(
I don't even know if we're talking about the same thing so don't feel bad
That means that anyone who played Among Us is capable of killing a CEO.
Just saying...
(BTW, they're blocking images with his name in it. what's up with that)
I played the game of Clue a couple of times. That too is a murder simulator and "how to cover your tracks" game.
"technology"
Why is he dressed so weirdly on the photo? That doesn't look like a usual uniform...
If you've noticed, they're doing everything they can to make him look less attractive. Shitty aspect ratios, bad white balance, editing the picture, terrible focal lengths....
They're scared. It's hilarious, because they're so blatantly obviously scared.
It's hilarious because they are so obviously scared but at the same time it's terrifying because it will eventually work on most people.
Suicide watch uniform, I think. Have only seen it in one old photo so it might have just been that facility
Why does he need suicide watch uniform? Are they planning to Epstein him?
woah woah woah...let's not turn this murder into a martyr.
--what the aristocrats would likely think
Looked it up and indeed seems to be it.
I bet the CEO played Monopoly too. Ironic, isn't it?
CEO probably cheated when he played Monopoly too.
Fact: %100 of serial killers have drank water.
If we ban water for everyone, we can stop serial killers for once and all.
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Got a chuckle at this response, though....
Luigi is sus
luigi broke the coffeepot
woke: doom inspires acts of violence
broke: call of duty inspires acts of violence
bespoke: among us inspires acts of violence
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Lol, the rich were hoping to find gruesome shooters like COD or PUBG.
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Funny, how much hand wringing is going on in the sweaty mainstream media about a guy who merely put down a vicious oligarchy-loving killer. You'd get the impression that media moguls are worried that they're next.
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Did prosecutors seriously talk about among us like it is this game that only psychos play? The game is fun! In fact I think I am gonna play it tonight!
i'm afraid if i find out he played stardew valley i'm gonna be ravenous for him
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