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[–] 50_centavos 71 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hope that McDonald's worker is happy with their $50k. That's like a whole ambulance ride plus some Tylenol.

[–] cm0002 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ambulance ride AND Tylenol‽ Where the hell are you getting that deal‽

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Discount cash rate, allowed after being put to collections.

[–] Agent641 6 points 1 month ago

Nice use of interrobang

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SwordInStone 10 points 1 month ago

yes mcd worker snitched after "recognising" him

[–] GreenKnight23 3 points 1 month ago

unfortunately ambulances aren't covered by their PPO and Tylenol is not required for their imaginary pain.

[–] JusticeForPorygon 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe 4 points 1 month ago

Oh yes the gun

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can you edit the meme so Squidward’s nose is pointing in the other direction (for no specific reason whatsoever)?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

This is your fault.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

The Adjuster unmasked

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I’ve seen Greek statues less chiseled.

[–] DragonsInARoom 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Context? Is he the one who murdered the CEO?

[–] cm0002 73 points 1 month ago

Allegedly denied the life claim, yes

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not a "murder". No conviction so its not technically a murder yet.

[–] Jackthelad 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

There's not really much doubt though, is there?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Jury Nullification has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Could've been someone else 🤷

[–] donescobar 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The sun rose and also set.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It was, we were hanging out and talking about doing butt stuff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

No, I’m Spartacus

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Healthcare in America would change real fast if a precedent for self-defense ended up winning in this case.

[–] stoicmaverick 2 points 1 month ago

*Self Defiance

[–] BleatingZombie 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think they look the same

[–] Jackthelad 1 points 1 month ago

The smile looks very similar...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

The reports of the assault of Mr. Krabs by Squidward Tentacles are greatly exaggerated

(But yes)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

now i see how people viewed the Charles Manson simps