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The fact women going crazy over the shooter is just making dating harder. Now on a third date you’re absolutely getting asked “yeah but would you sacrifice your life and take out a high profile CEO for me or are you just looking for a situationship?”

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[–] sunbrrnslapper 74 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

It is ok to have standards. 😉

Edit:This absolutely is not helping the situation:

[–] ieatpwns 39 points 3 months ago

2 for 2 luigi does not miss

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Bro even lifts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

studying what looking like that? seriously?!

[–] robocall 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It won't be long until he gets married in prison TO ME!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good, I got my meme ready: Sir, a second CEO has just been hit.

[–] robocall 7 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is situationship the new word for fling?

Guess I'm old now.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think it specifically refers to a casual relationship where one person caught feelings

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think its just “you live your life and I’ll live mine, and we’ll squeeze bits of relationship when it’s convenient for both of us”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

wouldn't that just be 'friends with benefits?'

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Fwb doesn't have romantic elements. The "benefits" is sex, not any other relationship stuff. The friendship doesn't even have to be a particularly good one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That is at least a bit more specific than a fling.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It's used pejoratively. On the surface it's a relationship without labels. In practice one person catches feelings and their friends use this word to convince them to find someone who will actually commit to them.

[–] njm1314 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'm here for the US polycule where everyone is now Luigi's spouse and has the last name Mangione.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would if I thought I had a good chance of succeeding, but having never even used a gun before I would not exactly be the most competent assassin.

[–] robocall 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not hard to learn gun safety. There are private classes (in America and I assume anywhere guns are permitted)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

i just searched and even found a free online one! lots of options

[–] Sanctus 15 points 3 months ago

Just answer the question

[–] Mango 13 points 3 months ago

Would. Need prep time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

"Well, and I don't mean to brag, ok. He's a leftist, who's into guns!"

"Oh, lucky!"

"Honey, you better take that man to the altar"