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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Before somebody says that we don't deserve dogs, please just don't.

We do deserve them. We basically made them and they love us and we love them.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'd even argue that, despite not being accurate, human-dog existence is symbiotic. We're better with each other than the sum of us as individuals. Yeah, not every dog is good with humans, and some humans shouldn't be allowed near any animal, but on average, a human and a dog together is the most perfect pairing of two different species on the planet.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Very much agree, evolution or no. Sometimes it's just right.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Agreed completely.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

depends on the person. my neighbors, who never walk their dog, barely feed it, and just let it out in the back yard for 3 hours a day (hoarders backyard in the city where all it can do is stand in the 2x2 corner where it uses the bathroom and bark, asking them to play with it) do not deserve a dog. for any responsible owner though, I agree

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Mostly rhetorically, and without an ability to adopt this dog myself, what would vigilante justice look like in this situation?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

you can try to report it to a local animal cruelty prevention group however a lot of time what they can do is very limited

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It doesn't have to be vigilante justice. In a number of countries animal cruelty is illegal. The simple fact that the animal is malnourished would be enough to involve the police. But I don't know what country any of you live in.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dogs show us how good we can be

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you know what a child's face looks like after their family Golden rips it off?

Because I do.

So, yeah, your statement still works, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

And how does this disprove the millennia of evidence in favour of dogs as a positive influence on people? I'm sorry about those kids. I really. Yet, I still think that my dog makes my life better in ways that I hadn't even dreamed of before adopting her.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago

Science is not supposed to make me cry, dammit!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Id love to see a recreation of the dog. Its hard to get a sense of scale but the head looks quite big. Also:

Along with the dog, a small number of microchips were found which can be interpreted as grave gifts.

Microchips? Is that like chips of flint napping or were the ancient alien dudes on to something?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the original text has it as "mikrospån", which should be translated as microblade, a 3-5cm flint blade used to make microliths.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Ah thanks, i kind of forgot Firefox translated it for me. That makes much mores sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Bro how else would anthropoligists know the dog had an owner. Duh

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Aboriginal oral histories date back at least another 2000 years before this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well now I'm curious as to how they date oral histories

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stories about events we can identify in the archeological record, probably. Forest fires, major battles, geological events, things like that which can be used to line the stories up with specific real-world events

[–] Siegfried 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those dudes survived a volcanic eruption that wiped out half of humanity. I guess they still remember it?

[–] nomous 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People are still talking about some flood that probably happened at some point in pre-history.

[–] Siegfried 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I strongly believe that it happened. It doesn't need to be a "flood of biblical dimensions" but just one terrible enough to convince a few early tribes that it was the end of the world as we know it.

That's mankind lore

[–] nomous 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I feel like the myth existing in cultures around the world from Mesopotamia to the Americas gives it credence. It makes sense that a "world-changing event" would work its way into various disparate cultures myths.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Or it's because people all around the world always lived next to water and encountered floods.

[–] nomous 2 points 1 week ago

Absolutely, water being such a vital part of life pretty much ensures it'll be referenced. Kind of the same thing as various sun gods in cultures around the world.

[–] blazeknave 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First half really had me expecting you asking about blow jobs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I once dated someone with an extensive oral history.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Edit: still very cool & I'm sure they loved that dog like I do mine.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I'm getting real jurassic bark vibs here

[–] Sam_Bass 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same as a child for many even into this day

[–] NikkiDimes 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

My dogs are my family 100%. I'll mourn them when they're gone like I'd mourn any other family member. Except for that one cousin. Fuck that guy.

[–] Sam_Bass 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah I do believe we all have one bad seed to deal with

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Edit: wrote bullshit, but the link is still interesting.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

History as an academic term usually goes hand in hand with writing, not civilization. When I write, I refer to earlier periods as "prehistoric." This is because historians primarily use written text and similar as their subject of study.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are we certain that the dog didn't die so that it could be buried with someone?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We aren't. I can't find a source to the dog's toys but Phys.org does say it was buried with a person.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

LiveScience.org mentions the same question back in 2020

Of note, it's unclear whether the dog died a natural death, or whether it was killed to be buried with its human. An analysis of its remains may reveal this mystery.

I couldn't find an answer though. Most online sources of the discovery are from back in 2020, then it's just memes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago