this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 97 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dear FBI,

  1. Welcome to Lemmy.
  2. If you're looking for a list of suspects, you can start by investigating all of UHC's denied claims that resulted in a death. Shouldn't take you more than a decade or so.
[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 days ago

Add to that all the doctors and office staff that have to deal with backbilling by them and you can add like another million suspects to the list.

[–] RangerJosie 57 points 5 days ago
[–] hOrni 69 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fuck it, drop it anonymously.

[–] Moc 56 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] CluckN 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Your attempt was ill-planned poorly-executed and just plain not nice, Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Or just photshop it to make it look like a screenshot of 4chan

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yo send it to me in a dm these memes are fueling me right now

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago

Nice try, FBI.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago
[–] Manifish_Destiny 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I keep writing comments like that and then having to erase them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Tbh I just don't care. I'm honestly amazed i havent been comtacted or had my door kicked down yet. Of course ive been saying this type of thing is enevitable for years and everyone goes full virtue signalling and downvotes me... until it happens

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I actually added a disclaimer in my bio on bluesky saying nothing i say is serious. I know that wont matter too much in court but it cant hurt right?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Brand yourself as entertainment and it is 100% legally defensable.

"No one of sound mind would take us seriously"

[–] jaybone 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hope you have Fox News’ lawyers and their connection to shady corrupt judges.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

You mean fox entertainment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

That's not a bad idea but I already have one and I don't want to change it.

[–] Vinny_93 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You know what I think? There is not really a meme but the meme about the meme is the meme

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] semperverus 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

""Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme" is a meme.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's memes all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

It's memeception.

[–] Vinny_93 2 points 5 days ago

The illumemenati controls all

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

I must not fed post

[–] takeda 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Off topic, but where does this picture originates from?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

If I strained that hard, it'd cause a fart.

[–] jaybone 2 points 5 days ago

Thanks. Never read the history of this but I had always been curious. Turns out it’s just a “funny face” the guy can make. I was concerned this dude was having some kind of stress induced medical episode here.

[–] Passerby6497 2 points 4 days ago

Just add 'in minecraft' to the meme, they'll never see through and just think you're weird.