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[–] ivanafterall 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's not just about the oil.

[–] Agent641 11 points 2 months ago

400 calories of Saddam

[–] Noodle07 5 points 2 months ago

Thank you for your work in the community, was expecting it in the op

[–] uranibaba 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And that is my problem with vegetables. I need to eat for a very, very long time before I'm full.

[–] Tilgare 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well if you're looking for caloric density, look no further than drinking oil. Enjoy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] uranibaba 2 points 2 months ago

That is why we have dressing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a problem for me for real. I get tired of chewing. I started making smoothies with frozen veggies (or beans) and fruits after I work out. I still try to eat veggies with meals, but I'll get a couple servings by drinking it.

[–] uranibaba 2 points 2 months ago

I started marketing soup and such. Lentils, beans, anythings is mostly viable and much more filling.

[–] affiliate 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it takes about 42 gallons of crude oil to make 19 gallons of gasoline, and each gallon of gasoline has about 28,746.746 calories. so if i'm doing my math right (it's been a full day), 400 calories of crude oil would only be about 117 grams. seems a bit foolish to start a whole military operation over 117 grams, but i also wouldn't put it past them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hell, I wish our motives were still better transparent. We're giving people bombs to kill civilians with new strategic advantage whatsoever.

[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Gaza has valuable fossil gas deposits and Mediterranean beach front real estate. That's what the US wants a piece of.

That, the biblical doomsday prophecies, and political pressure/extortion groups like AIPAC.

[–] surewhynotlem 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Very true, but it's still silly. At some point the oil runs out. China gets this and is pushing hard on renewables. And we're being stubborn instead.

It's like our leaders never played a decent civ game.

[–] inv3r510n 2 points 2 months ago

They’re too busy trying to make christ return

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

If our leaders were playing a decent civ game, they wouldn't be leaders. The leaders would be saying to themselves "One more turn and I'll quit".

[–] DragonsInARoom 1 points 2 months ago

Norway be like: