Having recently watched Andor, I think I'd like to be made into a brick and used as a weapon against fascists.
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2024
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Eat me, bang me, fill me up with cream. Who gives a shit?
I told my kids to claim my skull for the mantle and compost the rest
Organ donation process, then load my body in to my shitbox car along with as much of my bullshit that fits in it, light it all on fire and trebuchet it into a quarry or something.
Give my body to a cabal of necrophiliacs so I can continue to be fucked in death as I was in life.
I don't give a fuck because I'm dead and won't be there to see it.
Do whatever you want with my corpse.
I think just cremation. Get rid of this body suit. :)
I'm excited for what's next.
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The way things are going, I fully expect to be turned into Soylent Green
donate me to an artsy goth who really wants to make a goblet out of bones for social media clout for all I care. Let a reclusive cannibal coven get a few pieces. Liquefy the rest and chuck it out a window. I'm dead, what do I care?
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I would also like to become a tree! My grandma’s cabin that I spent a lot of time at growing up is right next to a national forest. I hope that type of service is more widely available when I die
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You ever get rid of a couch by having that garbage truck with the grinder on the back chew up that couch in about 3 seconds and leave nothing but a tiny bit of sawdust on the pavement? I want that.
When I was in the Navy, my ship had this gigantic food processor device that would take paper and food waste, chop it up, mix it with water and then the slurry was pumped into the ocean.....
Cremate, then spill the rest into an ocean. A few years later my star dust is consumed by other life forms around the world.
For the people after me it’s one big effort and then never again.
Take what someone else can use (not sell), chuck the rest in a hole in the ground in the middle of the woods.
Sky burial! Hack me up and feed me to animals and plants. That way I can at least give some of the energy back that I consumed in my life
Don't think I’ll have the capacity to care, but put me in the ground with nothing but a light porous cloth covering so all the nutrients and microorganisms can be utilized by nature.
I don't care it's not my body anymore. The people left behind can decide.
I said body farm, my wife was too creeped out by that. So then it was "donated to science" but then those nasty body brokers get your parts and sell them wherever so now it's natural burial.
In Colorado one can be buried on private property not designated as a graveyard so if whatever county I end up in is cool with it, just plant me in the back yard.