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[–] [email protected] 83 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I feel like if I ever actually woke up as a dog one day, it wouldn't be as a family pet but as a stray in Humans Who Hate Dogsville and I have mange.

[–] einlander 25 points 5 days ago

And the evil dog catcher is searching for you.

[–] Noodle07 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So you live in Humans Who Hate Dogsville?

[–] Noodle07 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] wunami 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You can generally leave the place you live and travel to a place with a different name. Where you could potentially meet and pet some neglected dogs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

True, but you need to know how to get to that place which shifts the problem a little but still

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The real question is would you boop them? You gotta boop that snoot.

[–] Noodle07 4 points 5 days ago

I'd boop kolanaki

[–] FrowingFostek 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'd play the fuck outta this video game

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Stray 2: Dog

[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, but she's getting murmaidered by pollution.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but she is in blissful ignorance, the new human on the other hand gets to slowly doomscroll about it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The new human also buys cheap things from the other side of the world, travels using fossil fuels, votes to keep things going on as they are.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

She has all the gizmos and gadgets, but they are last year's model so she wants moooore.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

She might want to look into thingamabobs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

She can throw the old ones into the sea, buy new ones to feel adequate.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

You need your knives, CHECK!

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or caught up in a Chinese fishing trawler

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I find this comment dismissive of red-blooded American efforts to overfish our waters.

[–] Pothetato 33 points 5 days ago (2 children)

She's actually just reacting to internet videos. Like "dayum, that's crazy." Everyone wins!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

2mermaids1cup doesn't really translate well until you are on land.

[–] Anticorp 2 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago
[–] Shardikprime 4 points 5 days ago

NGL you got shortchanged, where are the awesome mermaid powers?

You duped