Pothetato

If minecraft had meteorite strikes, that's what they'd sound like.

"And may you eat mine as well, my good dickhead!"

I actually don't know. Some kind of spider??

Being able to just declare math formulas to act on the physical world is an intriguing super power.

Some say it still smells like roasted hot dogs

Just have to grab them reeeeaaally carefully

I've had many dreams like this. I mean, not exactly but same vibe.

I'm glad they threw in the words sick and horrific otherwise I might have thought this wasn't so bad, phew. That they described them as gay dads doesn't bother me though. For me it just brings up how difficult it is to ensure children's safety at home no matter the family type.

I want a sod house. Also I have the strangest nostalgia for windows xp.

That'd work great if the 1% actually felt empathy and had the ability/desire to put people's needs over that of investors. Oh well back to war.

I don't expect "HL3" but another game in the half-life universe would be cool.

*boweling movements