I can't wait for the people that are still on the gamer gate wagon to get ahold of one of these games, find out it's ass, and then claim the only people that don't like it are the woke mob that kills art.
this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2024
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I'm sure the studio will launch by next year, like every Musk product.
Full Self Publishing is only two years away, just like it has been for eight years.
“Two weeks…”
computer-controlled enemy mobs and bosses running in circles, into terrain and environment objects, and off cliffs; and unable to tell player from decorative fauna.
Wait, lemme guess, its called "X Studios" and its totally gonna change the world forever!
I’m not going to look, but I’m willing to bet, there’s already a “games” studio called X Studios… and they make porno games.
He probably already has every title. And so do the neckbeards that worship him.
I'm assuming you're like 14 years old if you're scared to look. But yes, there is already one. VR, AR, motion capture.
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He really is Schrödinger's oligarch, both the richest man alive but somehow also a revolutionary fighting against the "system". Or in other words, he thinks he's Neo while literally building the Matrix (Neuralink+AI).
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A certain type of goateed chungus will take as an article of faith that this is a revolution in gaming, preorder multiple copies of these games and send death threats to anyone who suggests that they’re not great.
Elonia is building her own game studio? Well, that was not on my 2024 bingo card.
Him going going utterly insane because he is Tiny* Stark but omniscient should be on the card from now on.
(* typo by swipe keyboard - I love it so much I decided to keep it 😊)
Talking about "non-woke" AI. How's Grok doing? Still hating him like all his other children?
Bet: He will not release a single fucking game
He'll waste a lot of money to do so though. Just like Amazon before him. And Google.
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Can he get gvmnt to fund this endeavour? Most times such ideas mean siphoning money and not releasing anything and he is bro-bro with Trump.
Well that's another way to burn a few more billion.
K.
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I guarantee his games will star him and push his agenda into poorly written stories.
It's going to be 50% pot and "69" jokes.
Elon musk and Mel Gibson team up to form a new non woke game studio.
He figured out he can have an army of junkie fanatics if he gets into the videogame business. Just like his multi billionare colleague steam ceo gabe newell who owns a billionare mega yacht fleet and somehow still get praised even here on lemmy.
It's a great short-term idea to possibly break stagnation in the industry, but it is ultimately ironic and therefore the expected evolution is likely.
I'd believe his words a bit more if he through backing toward indie studios with minimal strings attached. But, he will instead—probably quickly—become part of the same old problem we already have.
Guarantee you his games will be shit.
Definitely.
NFS Underground but Teslas
KSP but only SpaceX parts... Which wouldn't be bad until you want to go to Minmus and 6 months later your idea is playing out on a feed thanks to data collection skipped in the EULA.
Or it's just a bunch of rip offs. Xwatch, Stardew Valley X. XXCOM.
I hope they do some quest native titles
oh, please don't. please, pretty please?