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[–] TheFunkyMonk 49 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I asked a guy at the bar if I could say hi to his dog and ended up chatting with him and his wife for a bit. He asked if I smoked weed and mentioned he worked for a single-use vape pen manufacturer, then pulled out a sealed pen he gave me. I laughed and told him this was the first time since DARE that a stranger had actually given me drugs.

[–] rtxn 63 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm cool with the weed, but single-use vapes is where I draw the line.

[–] toynbee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Same for this guy! Well, about the latter. I don't know his feelings on the former.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

He ended up chatting with his dog and the dog’s wife ? Damn, that must have been good stuff

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 26 points 3 weeks ago

The best part is the people who peddled this program knew it was having the complete opposite result as intended and still chose to push it across the country.

[–] TheLowestStone 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Drugs

Are

Really

Excellent

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Drugs

Are

Really

Expensive

Thanks Obama..?

[–] bizzle 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Price of weed at least has dropped like a fucking rock over the last 20 years

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 2 points 3 weeks ago

"I remember when a dime bag cost a dime. Know what a condom cost?"

"Nuh uh."

"Me neither. We never used the damn things."

[–] disguy_ovahea 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It was always the most popular tee at festivals. Nothing like a fucked up stranger stopping to tell you that they were also in the program when they were little. Lol

[–] Thatuserguy 10 points 3 weeks ago

All DARE taught me is that I shouldn't share my drugs. And good thing, that shit is expensive!

[–] beansbeansbeans 9 points 3 weeks ago

I won the D.A.R.E. essay contest at my school. I like drugs.

[–] shalafi 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My parents were ahead of the over-protection curve on this one. Me and one other kid had to sit in the library when DARE was going on. They thought the class would make me want to do drugs.

Did shitloads of drugs anyway, but still, they were right in principle.

[–] chiliedogg 4 points 3 weeks ago

My super-conservative parents also pulled me from DARE. As punishment, the school made me do an in-depth semester report that required me to spend an hour a week in the library reading about great scientists.

It was awesome!