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[–] [email protected] 183 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Friendly reminder that blue lives don't exist.

You choose to be a cop you don't choose your skin color

[–] Yondu_the_Ravager 65 points 2 years ago (13 children)

Exactly. But the “blue lives matter” group only formed as a counter to Black Lives Matter so 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Saprophyte 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah... But it was promoted through money paid by Russian Intelligence in order to sow racial discord in America.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/russians-biggest-facebook-ad-promoted-blue-lives-matter

[–] Yondu_the_Ravager 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Somehow, that makes perfect sense. I’m not even a little surprised by that

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is my favorite argument to tell blue lives matter people. Along with my original point

I've even gotten a few of them to truly understand that it is inherently racist by design by using these two arguments specifically

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm stealing this! Right on. "Blue Lives Matter" is just for Smurfs and the cyanotic.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Apeman42 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The Dunmer haven't been this shook since Red Mountain erupted.

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[–] Viking_Hippie 8 points 2 years ago

You mean ACAB doesn't mean Assigned Cop At Birth?? 😱

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] KeyserSoze61 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But the other professions don’t need to defend themselves against blatant racism and abuse of power. “This is a dangerous profession, which is why we shot an unarmed black teenager 117 times.”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

You had me in the first half not gonna lie

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The most dangerous part of police work is vehicle accidents, just like delivery drivers.

[–] TheSporkBomber 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Covid was also a top fatality result of police for a while there. Just showcasing their amazing decision making skills as they refuse to get vaccinated.

Clearly they represent the best of the best there.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

My local city jail literally got shut down by the tail-end of the pandemic, because of all the COVID outbreaks due to none of the cops would wear masks.

[–] scottywh 12 points 2 years ago

Delivery drivers also are more likely than police to be subject to robberies...

It's also not unheard of for robbery to end in murder.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (6 children)

You forgot sex workers, which is actually the most dangerous job.

[–] danc4498 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] kethoth 5 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Hand, blow, feet, rim, z. It's 5 of the "6 other jobs.'

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (10 children)

People forget about deep sea welders. Literally 15% fatality rate.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (11 children)

What about fire fighters? At least they do everything in their power to keep your dog alive.

[–] c0mbatbag3l 6 points 2 years ago

So they're the opposite of the ATF?

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[–] Coreidan 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where do you get the idea that pilot is the 3rd most dangerous job? How often do you hear about pilots dying? And more dangerous than driving jobs? Lol no.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just now got a push message stating that the jobs of Dutch policemen were very dangerous, according to the union, because of bad communication technology.

[–] Tar_alcaran 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Historically, shitty radio communication has gotten a LOT of people killed during emergencies. I'm perfectly willing to accept you can shave off a few percents of risk by getting Dutch cops better radios. But it's hardly going to move the needle compared to "unskilled" Labour such as construction.

I do workplace safety in the Netherlands, so allow me to trot some numbers out.

3800 people die every year as a result of their jobs. 2500 from cancer, 700 from coronary issues. Over 400 die from falling or car crashes. So about 200 people die from all the stuff you'd generally associate with gruesome workplace hazards. Now, generally when I hold this talk, the point is "stop being a moron around chemicals", but this time my point is "Dutch cops are really unlikely to die from their work".

[–] darkseer 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Police officers have the highest suicide rate after Doctors and Dentists. Not sure if it's because of poor stress management or being constantly in contact with some of the shittiest people to live.

[–] Coreidan 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“being constantly in contact with some of the shittiest people to live.”

So other cops then. I’d probably kill myself too if I were a cop.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I feel like a position of authority, the weapons, and the qualified immunity letting you put hands on anyone for any bullshit reason you want make you the danger, not in danger.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Btw one of those six other jobs is pizza delivery.

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[–] MrBakedBeansOnToast 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Pilots have no business being on there. Just because people are scared of flying, doesn’t mean it’s actually dangerous.

[–] Madison420 10 points 2 years ago

Bush pilots probably drive the statistics up pretty far because it's dangerous in general and many of them keep flying long after commercial retirement ages.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And yet they do, statistically, die more than most other jobs. Pilots have every business being on here because the comic creator just literally took a "top X dangerous jobs list" and turned it into a meme.

Passengering is safe. Piloting, less so. Just like riding in a bus is statistically safer than being a career driver. Because you get off the bus, and that driver does 7 more runs. Alongside a long-haul truck driver carrying zero people. Etc. But Piloting is more dangerous than driving a truck.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Most pilots aren't commerical passenger pilots. Most are crop dusters and priority freight

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