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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like we're downplaying the obvious and significant impact of Thanksgiving on this situation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For. Real. No tin of strained pig puke jelly is gonna make the relatives any more bearable — especially these days with their fave nazis runnin' shit. Fuck me, if I'm not shotgunning for Major Tom on a spin around the stars. ✊🏼😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's talk about your career, young man.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ChicoSuave 48 points 2 weeks ago

His friend was right. Terry clearly needed to chill the fuck out.

[–] Hobbes_Dent 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What is this shit? Hamburglar clearly had an unsavoury lifestyle already and was prone to criminality.

[–] dohpaz42 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is this shit?

It’s called propaganda.

[–] OopsOverbombing 19 points 2 weeks ago

I think it's a joke posing as propaganda. If you read the fine print at the bottom you'll see what I mean.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The Hamburgler has not tried even one Marijuana. Not even one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ohwhatfollyisman 11 points 2 weeks ago

i mean, he did take out a drug dealer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

One time I was at a party and there were up to 25 Marijuanas in the vicinity. I was lucky to escape death 25 times, and have been very thankful after that.

[–] sploosh 5 points 2 weeks ago

Why did they just stand by and take pictures?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you imagine getting high at Thanksgiving dinner? That would be amazing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I did it at friendsgiving this past weekend. Can confirm it was great!

[–] Cort 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] A7thStone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking Narc

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I knew a friend once that only tried one Marijuana, and he disappeared and I never saw him again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Did you also try a marijuana that day? You may have just lost the ability to see him