OopsOverbombing

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[–] OopsOverbombing 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I could be mistaken but didn't Ralph say that to Casey Jones?

[–] OopsOverbombing 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's kinda sad but true. Fun fact though, you get to choose your friends. If any of mine reacted like that I'd stop hanging out with them. It's imperative you have a solid social circle who is gonna help and raise you up. If the toxic masculinity bros wanna hate on being human and having feelings they can fuck off and they're not invited to my party. Only cool people are allowed.

[–] OopsOverbombing 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The golden days of the net 🥲

[–] OopsOverbombing 2 points 1 month ago

All I ever wanted

[–] OopsOverbombing 5 points 1 month ago

I mean a hoodie and sweat pants and I'm good in those temperatures. I find it easier to warm up than to cool off.

[–] OopsOverbombing 20 points 2 months ago

I think it's a joke posing as propaganda. If you read the fine print at the bottom you'll see what I mean.

[–] OopsOverbombing 2 points 3 months ago

She was a very bad manager and always quick to make the customer happy. I ended up leaving shortly after that incident.

[–] OopsOverbombing 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is one of my favorite stories. I only observed the events or was told firsthand by those involved. This is a true story.

Working in a crappy thrift store chain. Coworkers are cool as shit though. Befriend all the ones remotely close to my age. Customers are still terrible though. Especially the ones with the shitty kids that just terrorize the store while they absent-mindedly browse and shop.

One day this little shit is just running around the store and just making extra work for everybody for no good reason. Opening sealed bags of random toys. Etc.

After finally having enough of his bullshit, a coworker friend goes over to the kid and tells him, very sternly, he needs to go back to his mom. Little shit runs back and complains to his mom whom happens to be a total bitch; like when I hear the term "Karen" being used, she's a textbook example of one.

Karen escalates, fast forward to outside the managers office, there stands Karen, my Friend, Manager and Little Shit.

While Karen is bitching to the Manager about how "Friend can't talk to her kid like that" & "he's not his father," etc. The Little Shit looks at Friend and with a taunting edge stated: "You're gonna get fired!" Without missing a beat Friend looks Little Shit in the eye and replies with a simple Fuck You. A 34 year old man saying that to some 10 year old brat? Hilarious. Everybody just fell silent with their jaw on the ground. Karen, Manager and Little Shit all silent for a moment. The rage building in Karen was written all across her face though. When she could finally utter words Manager started with "Friend, go home." "Okay!" He left with a great big smile on his face... he did get fired because of that though. He said it was worth it.

[–] OopsOverbombing 8 points 4 months ago

Egads, I long for those days.

[–] OopsOverbombing 1 points 4 months ago

Shoot em up should be on that list imo

[–] OopsOverbombing 5 points 4 months ago

Going in completely dark like that can be so damn good. That was how I watched From Dusk till Dawn for the first time. Also Barbarian another great one to go in totally blind.

[–] OopsOverbombing 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were into history.

 

I'm sure the wrap shops love getting those calls

 

Please use this template I made. It will give me great joy. Or don't. Your call.

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New template maybe? (lemmy.world)
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My coworker showed me their attempt at this frog cake and hilarity ensued. What do you guys think?

 

I guess that saying "like a moth to the flame" exists for a reason. This lil guy could not help himself.

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