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[–] Harvey656 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have never met a chihuahua that was happy, though. Every single one of them are hateful little bastards.

[–] Ironfacebuster 4 points 1 day ago

My friend's parents have a tiny old Chihuahua that's super sweet to people

If their big dogs get near my friend's mom while the Chihuahua is sitting with her she'll go nuts (even though she weighs about 5 pounds vs the 80+ bigger dogs!)

[–] RQG 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] abbotsbury 4 points 11 hours ago

Imagine the soul of a wolf stuck in the vessel of a perrito.

I'd be a poorly tempered mess of stress and anxiety too.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sniff more butts. Pee on belongings.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Found the possum.

[–] wreckedcarzz 4 points 1 day ago

Hump with glee

[–] Vinny_93 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've been in therapy for a while now but this is actually great advice

[–] Kyrgizion 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, maybe not the emetophagia. Everything else checks out.

[–] Vinny_93 21 points 1 day ago

Don't knock it till you try it

[–] samus12345 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Be bred for 30,000 years to be dopey and compliant

[–] wreckedcarzz 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] trashgirlfriend 2 points 10 hours ago

You're so dopey, compliant, and breedable

[–] Hope 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought the nose in panel 5 was the mouth and I was horrified.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I had the exact same, the first panel I also just cant see as intended

[–] Hobbes_Dent 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyone’s done ‘the swallow’ a time or two.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

usually not after it leaves your body

[–] Hobbes_Dent 9 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah no that starts the feedback loop.

[–] howsetheraven 9 points 1 day ago

Oh finally, I meet another person with tongue-chin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz 4 points 1 day ago

With pleasure

[–] Sam_Bass 4 points 1 day ago
[–] nifty 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s toxic positivity for humans precisely because they’re not dogs, bad advice

[–] wreckedcarzz 5 points 1 day ago

That's cute, this one still doesn't think they're a furry

leans in nice and close, whispering

soon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I was about to ask what drug would make me do this

[–] stupidcasey 0 points 1 day ago

Sounds like Hollywood happiness. Turns out only psychopaths can be happy who knew.