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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sniff more butts. Pee on belongings.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Found the possum.

[–] wreckedcarzz 4 points 1 month ago

Hump with glee

[–] Vinny_93 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've been in therapy for a while now but this is actually great advice

[–] Kyrgizion 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, maybe not the emetophagia. Everything else checks out.

[–] Vinny_93 21 points 1 month ago

Don't knock it till you try it

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have never met a chihuahua that was happy, though. Every single one of them are hateful little bastards.

[–] RQG 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] abbotsbury 6 points 1 month ago

Imagine the soul of a wolf stuck in the vessel of a perrito.

I'd be a poorly tempered mess of stress and anxiety too.

[–] Ironfacebuster 4 points 1 month ago

My friend's parents have a tiny old Chihuahua that's super sweet to people

If their big dogs get near my friend's mom while the Chihuahua is sitting with her she'll go nuts (even though she weighs about 5 pounds vs the 80+ bigger dogs!)

[–] Hope 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought the nose in panel 5 was the mouth and I was horrified.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I had the exact same, the first panel I also just cant see as intended

[–] samus12345 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Be bred for 30,000 years to be dopey and compliant

[–] wreckedcarzz 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] trashgirlfriend 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're so dopey, compliant, and breedable

[–] wreckedcarzz 0 points 1 month ago
[–] Hobbes_Dent 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone’s done ‘the swallow’ a time or two.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

usually not after it leaves your body

[–] Hobbes_Dent 9 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah no that starts the feedback loop.

[–] howsetheraven 10 points 1 month ago

Oh finally, I meet another person with tongue-chin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz 4 points 1 month ago

With pleasure

[–] Sam_Bass 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I was about to ask what drug would make me do this

[–] nifty 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s toxic positivity for humans precisely because they’re not dogs, bad advice

[–] wreckedcarzz 5 points 1 month ago

That's cute, this one still doesn't think they're a furry

leans in nice and close, whispering

soon

[–] Harvey656 1 points 1 month ago
[–] stupidcasey 0 points 1 month ago

Sounds like Hollywood happiness. Turns out only psychopaths can be happy who knew.