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this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2024
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I need to sign up for in home delivery again. Thanks for the reminder.
I absolutely love getting a physical copy.
My kids don't get the joy I have.
How much could a newspaper cost, $10?
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Taiwan is not a country
Technically Correct. It's official name is not "Republic of Taiwan" it's "Republic of China", which officially consists of Mainland China, Hong Kong, Macau, and Taiwan.
Currently, Mainland China, Hong Kong, Macau, are under rebel occupation by the so-called "People's Liberation Army" commanded by the "Communist Party of China". Taiwan is the only remaining area under ROC control, along with the Kinmen Islands as part of the "Free Area of Republic of China".
Well, at least, that's the official view held by the Government in Taiwan, anyways. They never officially claimed to be "Republic of Taiwan", but are, nevertheless, a de facto country under the name of "Republic of China".
$10.99
That's 10.55 EUR. Is that normal for a newspaper?
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Was thinking about subscribing a month or two ago. Then they bought infowars and I immediately threw 100 bucks at them.
Damn it, blood snow AGAIN? Happens every time I make plans ugh
That weather is wild now days.
It's snowing men, Hallelujah!
They should make an online version too.
This was how I was first introduced to the Onion in '95
$100/year is still pretty steep for me.
Joking aside, totally understandable.
Yeah, I want to support them just for that.
Is there a way to gift a subscription/membership to someone? I can just enter their address for the delivery, but there're lots of other membership benefits they wouldn't get because they'd be on "my" account π€
they mailed it to me under the name JoYo so they don't need the name to be accurate.
I think I donated under PayPal.
... I'm gonna sign up for this!