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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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A monk once got locked out of the monastery.

To get back in, he went to the market, bought a dozen bananas.

He thus got hold of the monkey, unlocked the gates, and went inside.

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[–] fluxion 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Daddy are you ok?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ian, is that you? I know things are still in flux, but it's good to finally hear from you!

[–] owenfromcanada 7 points 1 month ago

A monk once got locked inside the monastery.

To get back out, he played the organ until he found the right key, then unlocked the door and went outside.

[–] otacon239 4 points 1 month ago

clap

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m very confused

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The monk was able to get in with the key monk-key). He was no longer locked out!

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