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submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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A monk once got locked out of the monastery.

To get back in, he went to the market, bought a dozen bananas.

He thus got hold of the monkey, unlocked the gates, and went inside.

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[–] owenfromcanada 7 points 3 weeks ago

A monk once got locked inside the monastery.

To get back out, he played the organ until he found the right key, then unlocked the door and went outside.