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[–] lemming741 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

You get about one third the body weight in meat. Fully processed you could fit 3 deer in there, probably 4.

[–] Anticorp 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Right? Does the person who made the sign think that you just shove the whole deer in there and then hack off a chunk when you want dinner?

[–] scutiger 2 points 17 hours ago

You chop the head off and mount it on your wall. The rest of the deer fits in the freezer.

[–] HonoraryMancunian 14 points 1 day ago

I mean it still kinda works

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The human-ish hand holding the gun is rather unsettling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

It's my strong hand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

That's not a gun, it's just a black metal thing.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see it costs 169 "bucks"

[–] Thatuserguy 23 points 1 day ago

Absolutely terrible bucks to bucks ratio. Abysmal.

[–] aeronmelon 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Literally anything besides the metric system.

[–] IsThisAnAI 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Off the top of your head how many kg or m³ is the average cleaned deer?

[–] Voyajer 4 points 1 day ago

They're just using the working measurement here

[–] Starb3an 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a Texan, can confirm this is helpful for the local demographic.

[–] TexasDrunk 4 points 23 hours ago

Local demographic here, and it's deer hunting season. I can corroborate this.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

how many metric persons is this?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

About 0.674824 American persons.

[–] chellomere 4 points 23 hours ago

The conversion rate depends on that particular state's obesity rate

[–] Voyajer 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Exclusively freezer deer

[–] ThePyroPython 4 points 1 day ago

Everyone should always have at least 1 freezer deer. It's just common sense.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Questions:

  1. How many babies does it hold?
  2. How many pints of blood can I freeze?
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"Yes officer, this comment right here."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

[pulls out badge] What seems to be the problem?

[–] Hikermick 2 points 1 day ago

The trick is to fold them properly