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[–] stanleytweedle 175 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I like to think what happened is the atrophied part of his brain where a conscience would be suddenly came back online and for those 20 seconds he was consciously aware of what a monster he'd become.

[–] brutalist 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I like this take. My theory is that he passed the time limit on the go-juice and they had to take him back and hit him with another dose. What kind of chemicals are they pumping into this man to keep him shuffling around?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The blood of the children SA by the church, members of the GOP, patriot front, anyone screaming groomers about the lgbtq+ community, and George Santos. And let’s not forget the blood harvest from the lgbtq+ children that are sent to re-education camps.

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[–] JTskulk 77 points 1 year ago (25 children)

I watched the video, unfortunately he appears to have survived.

[–] Rakonat 8 points 1 year ago

Turtles are known for their long if slow lives. And inhibiting traffic

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[–] VelvetStorm 38 points 1 year ago

God dam we need a cutoff age for being in any level of political office and a yearly cognitive test to see if they are fit for office. Hell we should be able to vote them out of office mid term if we want. Fuck these old cunts ruining thr world for profit.

[–] PeckerBrown 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be callous, rude, and unfeeling to laugh at him. Fortunately, I am all three.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can be sad for the person who is suffering from the effects of aging while criticizing the politician for their policies and refusal to resign despite being unfit.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is it confirmed it was a stroke? They wheeled that cryptkeeper out to speak again later. These people are cold as ice.

[–] derf82 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Looks like it could be an absence seizure. Don’t think it’s confirmed. Given the lack of FAST symptoms other than speech problems, I’m not thinking it was a stroke.

Either that or his operating system encountered an unexpected error and he needed to be rebooted.

[–] Mostly_Harmless 16 points 1 year ago

FAST can help to identify a possible stroke but the lack of FAST symptoms doesn't rule out a stroke. So CVA/TIA is still a possibility along with a dozen other things.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I think he's too old for an operating system error. Probably something mechanical. Broken spring maybe.

[–] reddig33 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well it took long enough for his colleagues to even give a shit. He just stands there for like a full minute staring into space before anyone does anything. And then they are more concerned if there’s “anything else he’d like to say” grandpa, rather than, ARE YOU OK???

[–] Imgonnatrythis 15 points 1 year ago

I've always thought he might have PD. Freezing can occur with this. While I don't wish the torture of neurological disease on anyone, damn this guy is a scumbag asshole.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I hope it wasn’t a stroke and that it was something more benign like an aura seizure instead. But if it actually was a stroke? It couldn’t have happened to a better person.

[–] 00Sixty7 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I heard with some really old hardware you have to pick it up and drop it a few inches to re-seat the pins. Anybody tried that yet?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Someone needs to put this video clip to a Vietnam flashback video.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"Oh fuck i left the oven on"

[–] TheBlue22 6 points 1 year ago

I'm sure no one would miss the turtle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Worth the watch. That was weird.

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