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[–] jastyty 31 points 2 weeks ago

Paracetamol

[–] Hobbes_Dent 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fell on it.

No you didn’t.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

One in a million chance!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Humminum humminum nmimminim.

Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Crash test dummies?

[–] Iheartcheese 8 points 2 weeks ago

You summoned some shit with that last word

[–] davidgro 17 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

None can read. What I’ve written.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"WAKE UP! You're in a simulation!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

[–] itsathursday 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] flicker 2 points 2 weeks ago

Which one of you bitches! Wants to dance?

[–] paddirn 7 points 2 weeks ago

“Take as needed until symptoms improve”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Honk twice a day if you can read this

[–] BeatTakeshi 5 points 2 weeks ago

You skipped that apple again.

[–] Superfool 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Don't believe everything you read"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't eat suppository this time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.

[–] otacon239 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.

[–] ripcord 2 points 2 weeks ago

One who runs behind car gets exhausted.

[–] SlopppyEngineer 3 points 2 weeks ago

"The kitchen here is contaminated."

[–] BeatTakeshi 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's either lupus or sarkoidosis

[–] stupidcasey 2 points 2 weeks ago

True… Or not I can’t tell.

[–] frazw 2 points 2 weeks ago

"I need to do a rectal exam now"

[–] Lightsong 2 points 2 weeks ago

Stick it in her pooper!

[–] Odo 1 points 2 weeks ago

L is real 2401

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fertility Doctor #&_$ her right in the @#$--#

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. Those who read his words of wit, eat the little balls of shit.