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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 180 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] tkohldesac 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

Hi dying, I'm dad.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
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[–] Iheartcheese 13 points 1 month ago

This interaction may have made my night

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It's not often I actually laugh when reading a comment. This was one of those times

[–] spankmonkey 64 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Personally, I don't like the fact that every team-based video game uses ELO, a system designed for a 1 on 1 game, to determine an individual's skill.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

While Elo (and side note: it's a person's name, not an acronym) isn't perfect and systems like Glicko-2 are better even for 1v1s, is there a better system than Elo that could be used to rate players in team games? Especially if there's a mix of pre-made teams and random teams thrown together by matchmaking?

Edit: extra bonus if it can be applicable in games that have both 1v1 and team game components where there might be a desire for some form of bleed between the two. (e.g. AoE2 where your starting Elo in one of them is based on your Elo in the other, if you've played a lot of one type of game before trying the other.)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I suspect games tinker with the formula behind the scenes, to accurately place people faster if nothing else. The more players the longer it could take for the skill of any one to show up in the numbers, so I bet they factor in other game specific metrics at least at first. There would be some risk of this being abused, but that's less if they keep it a secret and maybe the progress numbers shown to players aren't quite the same as the real numbers used to decide who to match them against.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Plenty of developers of competitive games with SBMM have said they actually make it more about keeping the player playing than actually giving a shit about their skill. They don't use straight up elo, but everything they do does derive from it. They also don't really disclose how they come to the numbers it assigns you; probably because they don't want to expose exactly how their skinner box works.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] felixwhynot 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] chemical_cutthroat 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Like when they discriminated against users because of their age...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 13esq 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

A quick Google shows that they charged over thirties in the UK double for a premium account.

Devils advocate says that is because older people are more like to have money (people are probably getting a bit more desperate at that age too).

It looks like the policy is revoked tho.

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[–] Psythik 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought it was common knowledge that the pickier you are on Tinder, the better your matches will be. Swipe right on everyone and you won't have much luck on that app.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's no longer determined by your swiping behavior, but rather who swipes left or right on your profile, and their elo.

If you only get swiped right by people with a low elo, then your elo will drop and your profile will only be shown to people with a low elo.

Vice versa, if a lot of people with high elo swipe right on your profile you will receive a higher elo and be show to profiles with a high elo

If it was determined by who you swipe right on it would be too easy to game the system

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

What a great rabbit hole, thanks!

[–] Agent641 7 points 1 month ago

'ello mate!

[–] slaacaa 6 points 1 month ago
[–] felixwhynot 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] idiomaddict 110 points 1 month ago (8 children)

It stands for female humanoid and is exactly as dehumanizing as it sounds

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago

It was femoid originally but anon got even lazier.

[–] IlIllIIIllIlIlIIlI 17 points 1 month ago

I think that the part being dehumanized is the one that uses that word.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (12 children)

I think it's supposed to be some kind of derogatory label for women, but is really just an identifier that the person using it is a worthless being whose opinion is as relevant as a gnats thoughts on the economy.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Remeber when greentext was something interesting or toughtfull? Instead of fariytales for incels?

[–] some_random_nick 21 points 1 month ago

Not in the last 15 years.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 16 points 1 month ago

Honestly, no. It was exactly this bad in the early '00s

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think this is an unrealized thought experiment by op. I don't believe the Chad he imagines has any relation to the man most woman are looking for.

[–] Zron 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Op creates profile that makes him look rich and stupid.

Gets targeted by bots using ai generated images of mildly attractive women.

Thinks he’s actually attracting human beings.

Anon still has never willingly gotten the attention of a human woman besides his mother

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[–] aquinteros 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

~~ELO is a term used in ranked competitive video games. Part of this author's sense of humor is that tinder is a ranked game~~

edit: see correction below

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can women message people on Tinder they haven't matched with?

And if this was effective wouldn't it lower all women's Elo scores? Unless he only ignored one group and catfished everybody else. Sounds like a lot of work.

[–] dai 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No, only tinder premium can do so IIRC.

Bumble? From memory women can only message first, men must wait to be messaged before they can.

It's been a while since I used those platforms so my information could be incorrect.

[–] BugleFingers 14 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Bumble is moving away from having women message first as apparently it was too much of a burden for the women on that app (According to https://www.npr.org/2024/05/06/1249296671/bumble-dating-apps-women-opening-moves )

Understandable as I find having to generate an opener hard too. Kinda a shame though as the point was to give them a place to have some more control with the interactions.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a man who would often get matches but rarely get so much as a "hi" to allow the conversation to start (i'd say only 1/8 of the matches would say anything in the 24h), I really wonder why. A number of women apparently never read that they were supposed to send a message first when using bumble (I did hear that more than once on the app), but others? Why?

[–] BugleFingers 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, although I'm not so sure about bumble, I know women on tinder have a volume problem, a few friends have shown me the number of matches and current conversations and wow, it's actually absurd. I could not maintain that many interactions either. So perhaps if not an issue with formulating an opener there's just too many matches to reasonably get through them?

That makes me actually wonder if a match limit would be a worthwhile feature on some of these. Just a stray shower thought

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tinder is a wholly different problem because of that. If memory serves, it's roughly 80/20 distribution of male/female profiles, so women are absolutely bombarded with conversations, as pretty much every man will want to try and get attention without knowing how deep his last message is buried among all others.

Bumble had less people in my area last I used it (late 2023), but I can imagine that men vastly outnumbered women even there, but again, since they had to start a conversation first, I suspect it'd be slightly more manageable than tinder. The idea of limiting matches sounds useful and perhaps good for the end user, ie: you won't show up on searches and you can't swipe as long as you have 10 or more matches, you have to actually unmatch to "get back". Don't expect any app to ever implement anything similar without figuring a way to make it a very shitty experience.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Using tinder like a ranked FPS is surely something

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