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[–] slumlordthanatos 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not even really horny anymore. I just want someone to lay on top of me and just fucking crush my soul back in to my body while I cry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You've got the soul of a poet...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My body is a machine that turns gluten into diarhea 😔

[–] asbestos 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

my body is a machine
old and broken

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The username checks out

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

real

[–] NorthWestWind 6 points 2 months ago

A non-deterministic pushdown automaton that reaches the final state by popping D(epression) and pushing H(orny)D(epression)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It's not even real horniness or lust. I just want the dopamine or whatever that makes life a little less terrible for anywhere between a few minutes and a few hours.