Just be a normal hygienic human being and shit directly on your digital kitchen scale.
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Stop censoring fucking like a cunty assdick shitbitch, please and thank you.
Bum
People are playing the algorithm on other sites, they'll keep doing it till it stops working.
What the actual fuck is with all the fucking censorship that doesn't cover up a fucking thing.
This shit trend is fucking to fucking much.
It's not much, but it's honest work ❤️
Yoo you again, great work!
I can only imagine there must be some site out there that detects text for censorship. Seems ridiculous to me.
It'd crazy the US society us gettinger extremer with what is allowed to say publicly while at the same time censoring more and more curse words
„We can’t swear on the internet or show boobies on TV! Why won’t anyone think of the children!?! Also, here’s a hello kitty themed automatic rifle for your 7 year old.“
The history of censorship is littered in the most braindead contradictions like that.
Not accurate enough. All the piss and sweat would mean lost weight too.
It should be measured the same way calories are measured: dehydrate it, weigh it, and then explode it inside a machine. I wanna see how many calories go in and how many calories go out.
Now we're shitposting!
How much do you sweat during a poop??
Depends on the size of the poop I guess? Probably some linear relationship so if you could model it over time you can then correct your toilet seat scale readings
I weighed myself before and after a colonoscopy prep just do I could calculate how full of shit I really am. Turns out just about everybody was wrong. I'm less than 1% shit. Take that fuckers.
Fucking*
You are allowed to say sweary words on the Internet.
why not poop on a normal scale?
that's how i've been doing it
I prefer to poop on a logarithmic scale.
People are so weird
Have you ever been pooping so much that you flush halfway through because you know it can't handle the entire poop in one flush?
I'm not risking a flood when I've still got torpedoes in the tube
I have not, but I do employ the courtesy flush to spare other public restroom users some of my shit stank
I mostly scream in agony to make it weird.
"who does number two work for?"
Can't believe people are censoring the fuck word on social media now