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[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Slackware
As simple as Arch, but more stable.
The design is almost 100 years old and doesn't need daily filter updates.

[–] rockSlayer 28 points 2 months ago (5 children)

But also it burns the coffee

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Only when you use it wrong.

[–] franklin 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That sounds an awful lot like the blaming the user. Maybe it really is the slackware of coffee.

[–] Passerby6497 23 points 2 months ago

It's easy to blame the user when they don't bother to read the manual or follow basic instructions.

[–] pressanykeynow 6 points 2 months ago

So it burns the coffee.

[–] accideath 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It does not. A regular percolator does, as it circulates the coffee back into the boiling water, unlike a moka pot, where the finished coffee does not sit at the bottom close to the heat, but in the top compartment. You should take it off the stove as soon as it’s done to avoid getting the finished coffee back to a boil or overextracting the coffee but if you do it right, they make really good coffee. There are even some versions that feature a valve, so the coffee is cooked at a higher pressure, getting it a little closer to espresso and producing a nice –albeit short lived – crema.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Tbh confused how you even managed to burn the coffe with this, as it is just evaporating water that filters through the coffee above - like did you put the coffee in the bottom part? 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Aeropress gang representing.
I run debbie kde plasma x11 btw

[–] draughtcyclist 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Aeropress gang, but running mint.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same. "Works pretty well out of the box but I have the option to fuck it up"

[–] draughtcyclist 6 points 2 months ago

That's the best description I've heard in a while. Also, the user interface hasn't changed in a decade.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 5 points 2 months ago
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[–] str82L 37 points 2 months ago (4 children)

So what's a cup of instant equivalent? Don't tell me it's Windows.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

ChromeOS? lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Mac os. Windows wouldn't be coffee at all

[–] accideath 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, the macOS equivalent would be going to starbucks

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[–] badcommandorfilename 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

WSL2

I just need to run this script and I need it fast

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[–] Valmond 34 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Linux Mint (Moccamaster) it just chugs along and makes the best coffee possible. Fast and reliable.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

$400 for a drip machine?

Must be a Mac user.

[–] Valmond 7 points 2 months ago

270€ on Amazon here, but you sure got a chuckle out of me 😁

1 litre of delicious coffee in 5 minutes is hard to beat though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Its not a drip machine though, it's more like a Chemex that doesn't require you to do the pouring.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Moccamaster<3

I use debian btw

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The analogy works well since its Debian-like, but way more awesome. The Moccamaster is great. As easy to use as a drip, but makes better coffee than the Chemex.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

I use this:

Except my stove top is electric.

I use LinuxMint by the way.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's just pretentious, man. You do that for the musafir but there's no way you use that impossible to clean cezve on a daily basis.

Here, use this:

A teaspoon for every little cup of water. Heat it fast until it simmers, stir like crazy for two minutes, pour, then let it froth slightly, then pour again.

I use Arch and Debian depending on what I think is easiest.

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[–] cmhe 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

NixOS would be like brewing coffee with laboratory equipment and then setting it up for automation.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Well, dammit, now I gotta go try NixOS. Gee, thanks for sending me down the rabbit hole, like I have time for yet another one!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I do French Press, where does that put me?

[–] olafurp 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I think in this graphic I would replace the Fedora pour-over thing with a French Press because they already did pour-over with Arch.

And then Android is a Starbucks cup.

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[–] pelya 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I prepare my coffee in a cup, and drink it with grounds. No milk, no sugar.

I am an embedded developer.

Sometimes when I'm too lazy to boil water, I leave coffee grounds with cold water in a cup overnight, the coffee is strong enough in the morning, and no need to wait for it to cool.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Fedora would be a French Press.

Reliable, consistent, hard to screw up, broad information online on how to use one.

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[–] UnPassive 15 points 2 months ago

Very happy to see myself correctly represented. I use a single cup pourover, BTW

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Me, a Slackware user: eating raw coffee beans by themselves

[–] slazer2au 10 points 2 months ago

My wife is an arch user........... Oh no.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me but I'm a Debian user and I'm not using the same system since 10 years.

More like 30 years.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I use a french press and endeavouros. don't know what that says...

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I use Fedora and sometimes Debian (Debian is love! 🌀❤️), and brew my coffee in a moka pot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I guess french pressers use BSD.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Looseleaf earl grey and 20 years of debian.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Forgot cold brewers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

CentOS would be an empty coffee tin that still smells like coffee.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I normally enjoy engaging with this type of blatant stereotyping....but this? Treating Gentoo like it's a real thing people use irl?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Isn't the coffee prep between Fedora and Arch the same?

Also what says it about me when I use those and the Ubuntu machine?

Oh... Yeah my raspberry and my server run Ubuntu.

My surface uses Fedora

And my computer uses EndeavourOS.

Yeah that checks out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Can confirm. I'm a Debian user and use a Cuisinart grind and brew I've had for ages. It's actually the second of two of the same model after the first broke following years of loyal service.

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