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submitted 13 hours ago by CenturionKing to c/funny
 
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[–] TheGiantKorean 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Rinse it off and it could still go into a delicious dish.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

do people actually do this.

arent they usually like too big?

[–] yggstyle 29 points 10 hours ago

Oh my sweet summer child.

[–] MeatPilot 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Have friends who work in surgery. Trust me when I say cucumbers are the tamest thing people will shove in themselves.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 5 points 5 hours ago

I forget what commedian said "Humans are the weirdest species on earth. You never hear of a bear hunting down a live mouse, and shoving it up their own ass for sexual pleasure. Only humans do that."

[–] UnfortunateShort 5 points 9 hours ago

Yes, no, and they can still become a dish if you wrap them right...Or so I have heard...

[–] einlander 8 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

If you like to talk to tomatoes...

[–] ivanafterall 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If a squash can make you smile... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

oh wheree is my hairbrush? oh WHEEERE is my hairbrush?

[–] Okokimup 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone 2 points 5 hours ago

Ass lasagna

[–] cheese_greater 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

In a manner of speaking, yes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

Take it back

[–] kat_angstrom 0 points 5 hours ago

I hope that this is a true story

[–] cheese_greater 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Ribbed for cucc's pleasure