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Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I was very amused seeing something cross-posted in both "Not the Onion" and "The Onion" at the same time and side by side in my feed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

We live in interesting times

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Well....

Shit

[–] [email protected] 145 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (4 children)

For those out of the loop:
Global Tetrahedron is a fake evil corporation the Onion used as a bad guy in some stories.
Global Tetrahedron is also the real company that bought the Onion earlier this year.
Global Tetrahedron the real company also really bought InfoWars in a bankruptcy auction.
Global Tetrahedron the fake evil corporation is who wrote this article.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The Onion's lore has layers.

[–] Viking_Hippie 10 points 12 hours ago

Like an ogre

[–] [email protected] 28 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Unless it's the real evil corporation who wrote the article, as capitalism absorbs and monetizes criticism into itself...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 87 points 16 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Tim Onion has me wheezing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago

Tim Apple's rival

[–] [email protected] 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

so who is this guy?

is Tim Onion the official onion bluesky account?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

CEO of Global Tetrahedron, The Onion's parent company

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

appreciate it, thanks.

[–] just_another_person 3 points 13 hours ago
[–] NOT_RICK 65 points 16 hours ago

They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can’t even put a man on the Moon.

Lmfao

[–] [email protected] 49 points 16 hours ago

Just when the country needed a laugh the most, The Onion went and did the funniest thing they could possibly do. This is a wonderful morning.

[–] taiyang 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

My favorite part is how they plan on spending the extra money. Really need to help those at-risk dictatorships!

[–] Mog_fanatic 21 points 14 hours ago

The excess funds initially allocated for the purchase will be reinvested into our philanthropic efforts that include business school scholarships for promising cult leaders, a charity that donates elections to at-risk third world dictators, and a new pro bono program pairing orphans with stable factory jobs at no cost to the factories.

These are the kinds of hard hitting issues that the people actually care about but were mysteriously absent in the talks leading up to the election. It's just crazy how out of touch politicians are these days.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This is beautiful.

a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin”. 😂

[–] taiyang 8 points 15 hours ago

Real Cave Johnson energy.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Cheers, to the continued consolidation of power and capital!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 16 hours ago

Infinite Growth Forever!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago

Infinite Growth Forever,

🥂