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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Fish ~~sticks~~ dicks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In the fine print: "Smoked salmon in rye bread. Does not contain cock."
That's still a hard pass from me. If you have to assure me that there's no cock in it without being asked, I don't want it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Oh, well never mind then.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The finest of Finnish cuisine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One fish cock weighs 182g? that fish was hung!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ugh, now I’m picturing it wrapped up in there in a spiral.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Like a jack in the box

Oh my!

[–] Theero 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Like a former British pm, I prefer the ham cock.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I thought it was the pig that got the cock, not "gave" it?
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Either way ew, but good reference, never forget piggate.

[–] BlessedDog 3 points 2 years ago

Savo moment 🤢

[–] ALilOff 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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