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Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc.

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[–] shalafi 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

People from the 70s would laugh out loud at how prude we've become.

SOURCE: Am from the 70s and laughing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I've come across enough novelty stuff from that time to become sad at where we ended up.

[–] LovableSidekick 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hells yeah. Hot pants! Also men's shorts knew their place in the natural order and weren't trying to be pants.

[–] Soup 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This can’t possibly be real, can it?

[–] ladicius 49 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Always has been. No joke, vibrators were advertised as massage devices since the 50s. Mail order war the way to go long before the first sex shops opened.

And they really are massage devices. I use a vibrator when I have muscle cramps in the back, and sometimes I use it to "shake free" the sinuses when they are blocked during a cold (roll a soft cloth around the vibrator and hold it to your forehead, the snot will start avalanching within seconds, free airways for the win).

Very useful devices I'd say.

[–] shalafi 17 points 2 weeks ago

"shake free" the sinuses

That's genius and you need to use every excuse to spread it around.

[–] Bonesince1997 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nasty. Thanks! 😊

[–] LovableSidekick 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's amazing. Sounds like my one experience with Sinex nasal spray. It was like turning on a faucet.

[–] dohpaz42 2 points 2 weeks ago

I use a vibrator when I have muscle cramps in the back

😏

sometimes I use it to "shake free" the sinuses…and hold it to your forehead, the snot will start avalanching within seconds

😏

Double entendre FTW! 😁

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

It’s real. House & Garden Magazine, December 1971, page 127.

Also see the ad for “Lady Alsons Personal Shower” on page 28, and the Insta-Jet Propane Flame Gun, only $9.99, on page 113!

https://usmodernist.org/HG/HG-1971-12.pdf

[–] LovableSidekick 3 points 2 weeks ago

I know right? You could buy flamethrowers and they outlawed lawn darts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

For more fun read the note on the Crane Stationery! It's like reading into the future!

[–] JusticeForPorygon 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope this account moves from Twitter I like it

[–] homesweethomeMrL 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I use the Chinese pronunciation, "shitter"

[–] homesweethomeMrL 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is correct.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What, she couldn't hold the corner of the washing machine to her jaw?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Rambomst 10 points 2 weeks ago

Skrinkflation has hit everything....

[–] feedum_sneedson 1 points 2 weeks ago

You've got to hold onto it, right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Can confirm here in New Zealand too. Well into the 80's in the relative mainstream, and even seen up to at least the mid-90's in mail-order catalogues (of general household goods).

[–] LovableSidekick 4 points 2 weeks ago

I remember seeing these as kid back then. Clueless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure it is effective

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They knew, they just hid it in plain site so they can't be sued.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

For ~~tobacco~~ neck-and-shoulder use only

[–] bamfic 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sued? Or criminally prosecuted? IIRC many states in USA had laws against dildoes and vibrators till recently, or still do

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

And just think, if that model was 25 in 1971 she would be 78 now.