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[–] gofsckyourself 101 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Eheran 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Thank you. Why did OP do this to us?

[–] Iheartcheese 12 points 1 month ago

He's not made of pixels.

[–] kender242 85 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pizza is a food pyramid.

I think that speaks more to how broken the food pyramid was than how good pizza is.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

According to a self experiment of a German science Youtuber with doctor supervision you can technically live healthy with just pizza, but you need to chose the topping carefully.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Okay, but, what if I choose another entire pizza as my pizza topping? What then science?!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If your pizza topping is a slightly smaller pizza, and that pizza is in turn topped with an even smaller pizza and so on, then it can be a literal food pyramid

[–] philthi 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on how thick the pizza is.

[–] Eheran 4 points 1 month ago

No. Depends on the shape of the pizza. Round -> cone. With 3 or 4 corners -> pyramid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Now that's a food pyramid I can support.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Then you get a recursive pizza and end up with only dough.

[–] Agent641 7 points 1 month ago

Cheeseburger topping it is, then

[–] marcos 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It has a lot more fat than the food pyramid implies.

[–] kender242 3 points 1 month ago

Granted, but the cheese can also be part of Dairy?

[–] affiliate 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

i'm not sure if i would be willing to lose sleep over a 4 hour mario kart video. now a 4 hour video about invisible walls in mario 64? that's a different story

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

[–] Joelk111 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A 4 hour video about Plagiarism and You(Tube)? Fuck yeah.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

An eight hour retrospective on Morrowind? Sign me the fuck up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sixteen hours of "I know I know" from Bill Withers' Ain't no Sunshine? Take my money!

[–] Klear 4 points 1 month ago

I'm in this comment and I don't like it.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That last sentence... Ouch.

[–] masterplan79th 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

summoning salt videos go hard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] masterplan79th 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

smarter every day did a 4 hour Mario Kart video?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Man I hope not, I've got things to do!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Instant goosebumps hearing either Home - We're Finally Landing or Home - Resonance

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

You should take vitamin D supplements above/below 45° latitude anyway.

edit: better source

https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/time-for-more-vitamin-d

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 1 month ago

Whatever. I'll just keep eating mammoth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Perhaps consider B12 as well? I had a lack of both which I discovered because I was thinking of going vegan and took a blood test as a control to compare later.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So, everything north of the Alps, basically? That doesn't sound right to me. I tried a vitamin D pill once but it gave me a rash immediately, which is a sign of overdosing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That doesn't sound right. Vitamin D has a buffer, meaning you would get rash from additional exposure to sun too.

I take a drop of oil daily into my müsli.

[–] someguy3 7 points 1 month ago

Multivitamins ftw. Really.

[–] LovableSidekick 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm just gonna blindly assume my microbes are okay with the 3 cinnamon rolls I ate today (they were small, and homemade).

[–] SkyezOpen 2 points 1 month ago

Homemade mens healthy. You good.

[–] fne8w2ah 4 points 1 month ago

Basically me as a salaried worker after every work day. 😐

[–] veni_vedi_veni 4 points 1 month ago

If it's pre-30 yr old, the cells are all body builders, but after, they are old men with canes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Pre epithelial revolution