Not going to church anymore is how you lower your chances of being raped β or elected, so: win/win. π€·π½ββοΈβπΌ
this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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Protect your children, don't let them near priests/pastors
Mary was impregnated unbeknownst, against her own will. She never married the father of Jesus, quite the sin.
Theyβd call her a whore these days
"It was Mary's fault for showing her ankles."
When they ask "What if Jesus had been aborted?"
What if, indeed.
"He wasn't a bastard or anything cos my imaginary friend in the sky flew down and did it himself!"
β¦. Have they read the Bible?! Thereβs no way marry gave meaningful consent. God raped marry, then sent an angel to intimidate Joseph into silence.
No, don't be silly. You don't need consent when it's an inferior species. It's like sex with a fish.
Hi, I'm Troy McClure...
Never once looked at it that way but that is one hell of a perspective shift whiplash you gave me
Don't worship God the exact way he wants? Annihilation.
Mary was 14, and God is supposedly everyones father. That story gets darker the longer you look at it.
Save the children...not that way god!
I always assumed she hooked up with the 3 wise guys and didn't want Joseph to know.
Wise guys? Now I'm imagining Joe Pesci, Ray Liotta, and Bob DeNiro running a train on Mary.
Those came only after the birth to offer gifts, but who knows - maybe things got mixed around in oral tradition.
The death and forgetting of Abrahamic Religion will be one of Humanity's greatest achievements.
This is somehow simultaneously incredibly optimistic (no way this happens for at least another hundred years, if ever) and pessimistic (surely we'd do tons of way cooler stuff than Not Believing In Skyman)
Islam seems to be going pretty strong these days, I'm afraid.
I hope you're right but it seems like people just started worshipping work instead
Itβs not why I donβt go to church any moreβ¦ but itβs certainly a good supporting reason.
Don't forget the 34 felonies he was convicted of!
https://www.npr.org/2024/05/30/g-s1-1848/trump-hush-money-trial-34-counts
The man incited a riot, tantamount to sedition. He has been proven to be under the influence of, if not directly under the control of, Putin, a foreign competitor to say the very least.
If the first point wasn't enough (and it fucking should be), the second one should be disqualifying.
He incited not just a riot, but murders, in Charles Manson style.
If your faith lead you to vote for a man like Trump, who doesn't express a single Christian ideal in the manner he lives, then you are not really a Christian. Unfortunately too many people here in the US follow American Jesus instead. Lying? Cheating? Bigotry? That's just fine, so long as you have money. Wealth is a sign that American Jesus loves you more than all those awful poor people.
My mom basically says this, but the diddlers drove her away first and the nasty people. She's a saint.
Plot thickens: the rapist was most likely in the church at the altar
Lisbon 1755 was a big one too
Oh, praying for the unrepentant rapist-in-chief, just toughts for me, please, no prayers.
Is it Ironic that I want to say βAmenβ to this statement?
"Ramen"