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[–] Rhynoplaz 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I could give it a pass if it's just a really poorly worded metaphor, but something tells me they are being more literal than they should be.

[–] Duamerthrax 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This sounds like someone who's media illiterate regurgitating a metaphor.

[–] BarbecueCowboy 1 points 1 month ago

It sounds like someone where the last thing he ate may have been shrooms.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh you’re hungry? You should smile and think of a happy unicorn.

Still hungry? You did it wrong.

[–] FlyingSquid 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As someone who hasn't eaten solid food in over a year and wishes he could so badly... fuck this guy.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was wondering how you are posting this. Thinking of you.

[–] FlyingSquid 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're working on it. I'm making a small amount of progress. It will take time. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good luck, and thanks for sharing your experience like that. I've always been a proponent of sharing, because you never know if some detail might help someone else. Yours helps me and your attitude is inspiring.


Not fishing for a response, but for context I've been having minor issues with dry heaving and vomiting for about a month. Mine seems to be related to sinus pressure, far as I can tell. Already have appointments, but was getting nervous of what they might find, or that they might not find anything.

[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 1 month ago

The diagnosis of ARFID seems to be the right road to go down. There's a few possibilities that could have caused it but it doesn't really matter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant/restrictive_food_intake_disorder

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I felt like I had a stroke reading that. so don't eat, but absorb? yo, WTF?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This some breatharian level logic.

[–] voracitude 7 points 1 month ago

logic

How kind of you, to use that word for it.

[–] wjrii 8 points 1 month ago

You need to entertain your cells!

Unless you are a soulless minion of orthodoxy...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anyone have any love, joy, happiness, and positivity recipes?

[–] MutilationWave 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mix vodka and energy drink of choice 50/50. Caution may not last.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Even a fleeting moment would help. ;-)

[–] ceenote 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this is satire.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh it's not. He is some fruitarian cultist. His wife is too, and advises putting clove oil in your vagina if you have a yeast infection.

[–] ChocolateTeapot 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He doesn't realise that fruit is solid? And I'll put clove oil in my vag, if he puts menthol on his dick!

Just.... Why???

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Nah, make it equal, he has to sound that menthol, not just put a bit on the shaft.