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[–] ConstipatedWatson 54 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is disturbingly accurate

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

And the content he creates is diarrhea from drinking too much milk.

[–] BatrickPateman 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The secret ingredient is ~~crime~~ lactose intolerance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ch00f 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Back in college, we used to do a "gallon challenge" every 4th of July for the people staying on campus over the summer. Some of them cheated by taking lactaid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

When i was 22 i did the GOMAD (Gallon of Milk a Day) thing for a month to gain weight.

[–] CrayonRosary 1 points 3 weeks ago

That gets squirted directly onto canvas and sold to fans.

[–] MagnyusG 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's also better than some of the actual "content" people put out there.

[–] affiliate 47 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

this is one of the reasons i hate the phrase "content creator". it's so generic and vague. the word "content" sounds very corporate to me. saying "content" instead of "video" feels like saying "guest" instead of "customer", but also worse somehow. it feels like a corporate way of companies trying to distance themselves a bit from the things they actually do, while also speaking in the most general/ambiguous way possible.

[–] TheBat 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] affiliate 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i cannot tell you how deeply validating it is to find a video like this. i have been waiting for something like for a while

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

a video

You mean a content?

[–] affiliate 3 points 3 weeks ago

🤬🤬🤬

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

YouTube has been gentrified.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I imagine because it's supposed to encompass blog writers, comic authors, and other creators of, well, content, that isn't necessarily a video.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm reminded of HowToBasic.

All that guy does, is ruin food. Literally. His thumbnails will be "How to make a cake" for example and into the video, he'll just destroy shit.

And that got him lots of views and subscribers. How is that...content?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It was funny like the first two times. Humor used to be more "random", people got tired cause it's overdone now.

[–] thermal_shock 7 points 3 weeks ago

yeah,the first egg one was kinda funny, but after that it was sad.

[–] Yucky_Dimension 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me more of L.A. Beast, to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

LABeast is on nowhere near the same level of food waste as HTB

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

The food how to basic uses in his videos is all expired food. He is not wasting good food.

[–] yrmp 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I did this once and shit cold milk out of my ass.

[–] tacosplease 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't believe you held it down. I did it with chocolate milk and barfed it all out like 15 min later. Still cold. Still tasted like chocolate milk. I'm confident it was the least unpleasant puking experience of my entire life including the parts that haven't happened yet.

[–] yrmp 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It took me around an hour to do it but I think it was either skim or 2%. Not sure I could've done chocolate or full fat. I got really dizzy and felt like total shit. I had to fast for a few days to feel normal again.

Apparently it's really dangerous. But I was 23 and big into competitive eating at the time so I had probably prepared myself physically somewhat if such a thing is possible.

0/10 do not recommend.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

If it pays the bills

[–] YoFrodo 8 points 3 weeks ago

"Online male entertainer"

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I just show my butthole for tips.

[–] thermal_shock 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641 3 points 3 weeks ago

And only for a minute, mind.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was just thinking about you this morning. I was like "huh, that's weird. I haven't seen SatansMaggotyCumFart in a while.....hope he didn't get banned.....

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 3 weeks ago

I try to be on good enough behavior that I won't get banned.

[–] someguy3 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't that throw up amounts of milk? (In one sitting that is.)

[–] chiliedogg 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think he's supposed to be wiping milk vomit off his mouth in the 3rd panel.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 3 points 3 weeks ago

Mesmerising stuff.