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[–] ConstipatedWatson 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is disturbingly accurate

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

And the content he creates is diarrhea from drinking too much milk.

[–] BatrickPateman 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The secret ingredient is ~~crime~~ lactose intolerance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] ch00f 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Back in college, we used to do a "gallon challenge" every 4th of July for the people staying on campus over the summer. Some of them cheated by taking lactaid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

When i was 22 i did the GOMAD (Gallon of Milk a Day) thing for a month to gain weight.

[–] CrayonRosary 1 points 1 month ago

That gets squirted directly onto canvas and sold to fans.

[–] MagnyusG 8 points 2 months ago

It's also better than some of the actual "content" people put out there.

[–] affiliate 47 points 2 months ago (3 children)

this is one of the reasons i hate the phrase "content creator". it's so generic and vague. the word "content" sounds very corporate to me. saying "content" instead of "video" feels like saying "guest" instead of "customer", but also worse somehow. it feels like a corporate way of companies trying to distance themselves a bit from the things they actually do, while also speaking in the most general/ambiguous way possible.

[–] TheBat 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] affiliate 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i cannot tell you how deeply validating it is to find a video like this. i have been waiting for something like for a while

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

a video

You mean a content?

[–] affiliate 3 points 2 months ago

🤬🤬🤬

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

YouTube has been gentrified.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I imagine because it's supposed to encompass blog writers, comic authors, and other creators of, well, content, that isn't necessarily a video.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm reminded of HowToBasic.

All that guy does, is ruin food. Literally. His thumbnails will be "How to make a cake" for example and into the video, he'll just destroy shit.

And that got him lots of views and subscribers. How is that...content?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It was funny like the first two times. Humor used to be more "random", people got tired cause it's overdone now.

[–] thermal_shock 7 points 2 months ago

yeah,the first egg one was kinda funny, but after that it was sad.

[–] Yucky_Dimension 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me more of L.A. Beast, to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

LABeast is on nowhere near the same level of food waste as HTB

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

The food how to basic uses in his videos is all expired food. He is not wasting good food.

[–] yrmp 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I did this once and shit cold milk out of my ass.

[–] tacosplease 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't believe you held it down. I did it with chocolate milk and barfed it all out like 15 min later. Still cold. Still tasted like chocolate milk. I'm confident it was the least unpleasant puking experience of my entire life including the parts that haven't happened yet.

[–] yrmp 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It took me around an hour to do it but I think it was either skim or 2%. Not sure I could've done chocolate or full fat. I got really dizzy and felt like total shit. I had to fast for a few days to feel normal again.

Apparently it's really dangerous. But I was 23 and big into competitive eating at the time so I had probably prepared myself physically somewhat if such a thing is possible.

0/10 do not recommend.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

If it pays the bills

[–] YoFrodo 8 points 2 months ago

"Online male entertainer"

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I just show my butthole for tips.

[–] thermal_shock 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641 3 points 2 months ago

And only for a minute, mind.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was just thinking about you this morning. I was like "huh, that's weird. I haven't seen SatansMaggotyCumFart in a while.....hope he didn't get banned.....

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 2 months ago

I try to be on good enough behavior that I won't get banned.

[–] someguy3 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that throw up amounts of milk? (In one sitting that is.)

[–] chiliedogg 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think he's supposed to be wiping milk vomit off his mouth in the 3rd panel.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 3 points 2 months ago

Mesmerising stuff.