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[–] Maggoty 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Have you seen the RCH155?

Or the best thing to come out of the Ukrainian war, the Bohdana?

[–] RangerJosie 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How you gonna make this and leave out the absolute GOAT?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It truly is the GOAT. All the other ones look bougie and out of touch by comparison. Toyota Hilux with Cold War-era gun screwed on gets shit done.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same here, I'd much rather have one of these as a personal vehicle than anything tracked.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You sir are in luck. The Daimler Ferret can be had for about US$40k and is street legal in many places, though I expect the maintenance cost is prohibitive.

There are many variants, with and without the mounted turret:

It's small enough (tiny, really) that you can park it in a 1-car garage, and they were widely sold so there's actually a lot of them on the market. You can literally have this as a personal vehicle, for less than the average US annual income.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i just want a BRDM man, they look great, are amphibious, have their own tire inflation system, cabin filtration, 4 big wheels and 4 small ones on a chain drive system

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but where you gonna park it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Wherever you want.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Looks like I could buy one for $55k (AU) - would be kind of fun to have actually and cheaper than a lot of new 4wds. Pity some wowsers had issues with it running around with a machine gun, I feel like that'd reduce traffic problems...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It's called a fucking ferret? That's adorable? I want one? wtf I'm screaming

[–] atocci 2 points 1 week ago

I think there's an older MrBeast video where they drive one of these around Wilmington

[–] badcommandorfilename 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why are some wheely guns called tanks but others are just "armoured cars"? And wtf is a self propelled artillery anyway?

Checkmate scientists

[–] Maggoty 1 points 3 days ago

The French.

[–] SassyRamen 5 points 1 week ago

Stryker hitten'em from the back 9

[–] FordBeeblebrox 5 points 1 week ago

Give me tracks or give me ~~death~~ half decent gas mileage and ability to drive on regular roads

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

So when do we get zoids irl? Big mech fox with cannon on the back.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

My friend named his dog after one of these

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Boxer my beloved

Truly the evoli of all vehicles