this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago

True saviour

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm too old to know what this means but young enough to know it's a sex thing. Wish it wasn't a 13yr old though.

[–] bran_buckler 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The picture seems weird. The parent asking about emojis, ends their question with a kiss emoji? I don’t know that I buy it’s real

[–] TexasDrunk 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do you really think someone would just put something on the Internet that isn't true? Is that even legal?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Bruh, 13th amendment. It's illegal.

[–] bran_buckler 3 points 1 month ago

Exactly. That’s why the β€œ13yo” kid having sex seems less worrisome.

[–] FenrirIII 3 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure Musk bought Twitter for that exact reason

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah it's a joke, but maybe don't make it a 13yr old in the joke? Still works with a little older kid but is less pedoy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm guessing buttstuff ouch, but yeah, this makes me glad we only had t9 texting in highschool and phones weren't online. Kids were horny then too, but that shit wasn't broadcasted.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I feel so young right nowβ€”I know what it means.

πŸ† = I want your dick
πŸ‘ = Between these cheeks
πŸ₯΅ = Because I’m so hot for you I’m gagging for it right now

[–] AshMan85 23 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Friends, spicy foods are no joke!