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[–] aeronmelon 28 points 1 month ago

The hitman groaned inwardly, placed the “fortune” in his pocket, and slowly finished his sweet and sour chicken. No last name, no location, but he knew exactly who they were talking about. The rain outside had let up a little but not completely. He lit a cigarette and started walking towards the west side of town. He had a job to do. He had to go kill a friend.

[–] zer0hour 24 points 1 month ago
[–] j0j0 8 points 1 month ago

Haha you are in my fortune cookie

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Johnathan, as in Jonathan Frakes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No. Not this time. It never happened. It's a total fabrication.

[–] Rolando 1 points 1 month ago

If you have a cat named "Garfield", you are in big trouble.