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[–] aeronmelon 28 points 2 months ago

The hitman groaned inwardly, placed the “fortune” in his pocket, and slowly finished his sweet and sour chicken. No last name, no location, but he knew exactly who they were talking about. The rain outside had let up a little but not completely. He lit a cigarette and started walking towards the west side of town. He had a job to do. He had to go kill a friend.

[–] zer0hour 24 points 2 months ago
[–] j0j0 8 points 2 months ago

Haha you are in my fortune cookie

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Johnathan, as in Jonathan Frakes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

No. Not this time. It never happened. It's a total fabrication.

[–] Rolando 1 points 2 months ago

If you have a cat named "Garfield", you are in big trouble.