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[–] [email protected] 266 points 4 weeks ago (24 children)

Why would you expect tap water to kill bacteria?

You’re washing bugs and dirt off.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Its also wash out bacteria.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 16 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

The mechanical action of water running and wiping is what takes out 90% of germs and bacteria already. Soap is only responsible for that next 9%.

There's still 1% unless you autoclave it.

Tldr: You probably don't need soap for dishes if you wash them during initial rinse immediately after use and they aren't super gross.

You still want to wash and soap your hands cause 10% of cold germs is plenty.

Also quit licking your fingers to open the plastic bags for produce at the store you filthy fucks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

Username checks tf out.
o7

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[–] affiliate 13 points 4 weeks ago

the belief that a quick 3 second rinse will kill off bacteria seems to be consistent with the ways that most people try to wash their hands

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[–] samus12345 66 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Who rinses things to remove bacteria? I just want to remove dirt.

[–] Agent641 7 points 4 weeks ago

We tell ourselves these lies, as we fear the truth.

[–] meliaesc 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

Only because you don't like the color, or maybe the texture of dirt? We wash off dirt because it's dirty, and dirty things aren't good for us (because of bacteria...).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

Eating a little bit of dirt probably won't hurt you, but it is unpleasant.

[–] radioactivefunguy 11 points 4 weeks ago

Also because gritty lettuce makes a salad I don't eat. Spinach is the worst . . . plus it seems to have Listeria from time to time . . . 3.2 second wash minimum

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 weeks ago (15 children)

You wash because of the pesticides.

[–] spankmonkey 36 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Also the bugs, fecal matter, and dirt that can be in the folds and pockets.

[–] Sinaf 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (5 children)

Ok, but what about the ~~salad~~ lettuce?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You wash it because of the ratlungworm that raw snail and slug can give you.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Bodies are pretty OK with dietary bacteria. Same goes for dirt, bugs, and Will Arnett.

[–] YarHarSuperstar 9 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Is ... Is that Will Arnett?? Or am I missing the joke?? It doesn't look like him to me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

This is Mark Hoppus from Blink-182

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

Oh damn, you’re right! I skimmed past thinking it was one of these lol

Yeah no idea who that is in OP

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

It's mark hoppus from blink-182

[–] WhatYouNeed 37 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ha bacteria! It's not the water you should be worried about.

It's the quart gallon of vodka I wash it down with each night, as I try to blot out my existence.

Fuck you bacteria (and my liver), I WIN!

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[–] M137 33 points 4 weeks ago

The level of idiocy needed to think that the reason you rinse it is to kill bacteria is disturbing to imagine.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Err, your immune system can cope with a bit of bacteria. But if you don't wash your salad and get a massive load into yourself, your body will deal with it by extorting everything in your stomach. E.g. you'll puke the entire night. You're welcome.

[–] BluesF 21 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (5 children)

When you rinse salad with water you are not cleaning a significant amount of bacteria off it. You're getting soil and bugs.

Unless your salad is contaminated with something, not washing it will at worst be gritty and unpleasant. It won't make you ill. If it does, washing it will make no difference.

[–] CthulhuDreamer 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What do you even mean? Obviously, you are washing off all the bacteria that is in the soil and the bugs. It doesn't make it sterile, but rinsing makes the overall amout of bacteria significantly lower....

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[–] FelixCress 16 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

if you don't wash your salad and get a massive load into yourself

Who spunks on a salad?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

Men of culture (bacterial)

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[–] Sarmyth 30 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I just don't like the feel of dirt grit and bugs in my teeth.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah I wash my vegetables for grit. I don't even care that much about bugs, but even the slightest amount of grit is terrible.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Here’s me raw dogging my salads.

[–] wildcardology 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't know if this is effective, my wife soak the veggies in baking powder/baking soda, I forgot which. She said it kills bugs. Who am I to argue.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There are customers visiting my company. I was washing my hand in the bathroom sink when one of them, after doing his business, put his left hand behind, opened the faucet with the right, wet his fingers, closed the faucet, and left. Disgusting piece of shit.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

It probably doesn’t do much, but I soak it in water with vinegar for 10 minutes.

[–] spankmonkey 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I assume the ratio is low enough on the vinegar that it doesn't impact the taste?

Can't imagine it would hurt anything if it doesn't affect the texture.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Yup, 2-3 teaspoons in a bowl of water. I rinse it with water again after soaking and that washes away any sourness left behind.

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[–] Snapz 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

🎶 "All these, microscopically small things, worms shaped, like rings, inside, my gut, shoot-ing, from my butt" 🎶

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

🎶 "Norovirus sucks" 🎶

🎶 "I know" 🎶

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