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[–] rockSlayer 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That really changes the context for his quote "Wanna know how I got these scars?"

[–] NegativeInf 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All the way through. All. The. Way.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hurry onward, pencil, or you'll soon be dead!

[–] Agrivar 5 points 1 month ago

This.

This right here is the random depravity I missed from that other place!

:-P

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Dude's got an abnormally long vertical smile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My mother is the only other person I have ever heard use the term vertical smile lmao

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I sent this to a friend earlier today and he stopped talking to me. 👍

[–] stupidcasey 11 points 1 month ago

You have a good Ex friend, I bet we would get along well.

[–] moshtradamus666 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fact that he uses the pointy side makes me very upset

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anal's easier if it's tapered

[–] GreenKnight23 2 points 1 month ago

don't kink shame.

blood makes for a terrible lubricant though.

[–] BluesF 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wonder what Heath Leger would have made of this

[–] Brickhead92 14 points 1 month ago

I don't think he'd have a broke back about it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Still better than when he practiced with the glass jar

[–] mriormro 3 points 1 month ago

2 Ha's, 1 Cup

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Is it bad that I'm impressed more with the balancing of the pencil?

[–] Lost_My_Mind 17 points 1 month ago

I've never before considered how plump and juicy the Joker's booty is.

I'm not saying I'm considering that right now.....but is anyone else seeing this and considering how plump and juicy the Joker's booty is?

[–] peopleproblems 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look, if some crazy sum of a bitch walked in with clown makeup and a purple suit and did this in front of you and the crew

Y'all would listen to what this madman had to say wouldn't you? He'd probably have a suicide vest on too if y'all got too antsy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What would you consider a crazy sum? Like 10 bitches?

[–] peopleproblems 1 points 1 month ago

Just a crazy sum of a bitch

[–] DarkCloud 6 points 1 month ago

Dark Knight, Everything Everywhere All at Once cross over episode.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

i exhaled some water through my nose