this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2023
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[–] Korne127 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Xxxx xxxxx xx xx xxxx xxxx? Xxxx'x xxxx xxxxxx...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was thinking "someone should do this with all Xs"

And here you deliver! Bravo

[–] Korne127 1 points 2 years ago

Thank you :))

[–] gotnuffin 24 points 2 years ago

Alone MuX is a genuix

[–] greendakota99 18 points 2 years ago

If someone tags him in this he may just use it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Old mate spent billions on this so he can run it into the ground, amazing

[–] mjhelto 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

If you're the richest man on earth, and your workers (and other pesty workers) are using Twitter to organize, just buy the platform and run it into the ground!

[–] BadRS 8 points 2 years ago

There's no method here. No plan. No goal. We are watching a grown man have a tantrum because no matter how much money he spends he can't force people to like him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

And then they just organize on Facebook or WhatsApp instead. Monopoly 101 failed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Next step you have to use L33t speak to be able to post on X

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Definitely did not try that. Nope.

[–] idunnololz 9 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Not pictured: Tryung to sign in with Google just displays a poop emoji.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know, I have a certain Xfinity for this redesign idea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Xaving ixxues witx your xinternet? Call a cuxtomer xupport reprexentative.

Xhank you for chooxing Xfinity!

Xincerely,

Xfinity Xeo

[–] Got_Bent 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I clicked on the X in the picture to try to close it. I am not a clever man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

[–] lolola 6 points 2 years ago

Is ❎ the new 🅱️?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

EXtrEmE interNetXing!

[–] ilickfrogs 4 points 2 years ago

Don't Xeet @ him or he might actually do it

[–] RatoGBM 4 points 2 years ago

Where is the Xign out button?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

"New notification from your X... account"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I honestly believed this was real, lawd

[–] shalafi 2 points 2 years ago

The NeXt brand was a sweet, old school touch!

[–] ArchmageAzor 2 points 2 years ago

We Homestuck now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

🔫 𝕏lways 𝕏as bee𝕏!

[–] Resol 2 points 2 years ago

Plot twist: Yilong Ma acquires WeChat and renames it to Z

[–] Lenins2ndCat 1 points 2 years ago

Welcome to XXX X. Nsfw Twitter.

[–] callmepk 1 points 2 years ago

Damn, MuX should rename the domain to x.xxx

[–] Snekeyes 1 points 2 years ago

Websites are supposed to just change the logo for social media? Yeah. Nope. Website owners are just gonna take it down casue they won't know. Bye bye X.

[–] gsa32 0 points 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 This is funny lmao 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣