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[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Dwarves really get the short end of the stick. They're not "greedy" for digging too deep, it's literally what they were made to do. Their whole economy depends on mining. What do you want them to do, grow crops? With what farmland? The elves and halflings took it all. And elves never awaken ancient evils of the forest by growing trees too tall, and halflings never face the consequences of their greed in eating too much. Dwarves spend all day working so they can survive, and the stories call them evil. Elves spend all day lazing around in their vacation homes, and if you complain, somehow you're the bad guy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Didn't the "too deep and too greed" phrase came from Galandriel? She was incredibly biased, don't believe any of her lies.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

This is so true bestie we should nuke Caras Galadhon.

[–] Perturabo 3 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Someone keeps putting strange post it notes all over the mine!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

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[–] hOrni 16 points 5 days ago

A nap is exactly what those hard working dwarves needed. Good for them.

[–] RedAggroBest 12 points 5 days ago

One of the things I liked in the recent season of Mushoku Tensei. They're casting fire spells in a labyrinth and they warn the MC that they'll suffocate if they use too many.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

Less than a percent of CO kills you, you're thinking of carbon dioxide

[–] chuckleslord 9 points 5 days ago

AI doesn't know what lanterns are. Stop poking fun at their art process /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

CO is flammable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Why do you think they encased them in glass?

[–] whotookkarl 1 points 5 days ago

They're just rip van winkled going to wake up in 20 years and make a political faux pas

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

the book im reading had a cavein and the main characters decided to dig deeper for fresh air.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

no, they were saved by the S-teir elemental that caused the cave-in in the first place. litRPGs doing their thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Hwfwm

Nah, Artorian's Archives. I'm reading it on recommendation from my brother.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well, CO is lighter than air. Not a bad idea if carbon monoxide is the immediate threat

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

CO is 97% the weight of typical atmospheric mix, so yes it's lighter, but by such a small difference that it spreads and fills a space evenly over a short period of time rather then starting at the ceiling and filling in the space downward.

Basically, going down to escape won't work, you need to get away from the area of high concentration.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

it's the other heavier gases that will kill you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Yup. CO2 being the most obvious one

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

What canary we possibly do about this?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I didn't quite pull off the evil villain laugh this made me give like a very good vice Captain henchman laugh.

[–] greedytacothief 2 points 5 days ago

On the bright side, no skaven problem to worry about down there.