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[–] Maalus 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They aren't she's "hunched" over. Once she does a biiiiig stretch will you see the true magnificent length of the feline. My cat knows how to turn off the light - he has a printer he jumps on and then needs to stretch standing on his rear paws to reach it. Never though he was that tall lol

[–] Sylvartas 1 points 4 weeks ago

I had a cat that learned to open the front door to the house. Just casually stretched all the way to the handle and pulled it down

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well it’s a Kitler after all

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] FuglyDuck 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

definitely not a hitler stash.

More Like Charlie Chaplin Stash, amirite?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

You should get her a bowler hat , maybe a cane.

Possibly teach her to wiggle her stash?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

She would be so cute! Maybe I'll try to figure out how to crochet them. I'm not sure she's got the processing power to learn nose wiggles, tho

[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe if you binge all the Charlie Chaplin films, she might pick it up on her own?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that right paw is about to do a salute

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

She's never done a single successful murder

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Because cats are very stretchy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Probably because you make her sleep standing up! Get this cat a horizontal bed!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

Hey at least she’s pressed into the cushion wall by the eternal acceleration of the house

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

She made her choice

[–] weeeeum 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Bitty maintains grabbing superiority over her foes (yarn balls)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This is v true. She can reach her lil hand so far into the yarn bowl

[–] weeeeum 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She can keep enough distance from the edge of a table to both simultaneously knock things off and maintain plausible deniability.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nah. She typically follows the stuff right over the edge 😂