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[–] ThunderWhiskers 103 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's about blood flow. Your nose is not only filled with mucus, it's also inflamed. Prioritizing blood flow to other parts of your body will temporarily alleviate that swelling, allowing you to breath again. Light exercise works just as well.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If you do it right, masturbating is light exercise.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Masturbate while doing weighted squats

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where are you putting the weights..?

[–] wreckedcarzz 7 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Not the way I do it!

[–] Delphia 52 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What about masturbate for sleepy?

[–] Veneroso 28 points 4 months ago

10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.

Or

1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What about sleepy for masturb... ...

[–] Delphia 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Too tired to jerk off" sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.

[–] kerrypacker 3 points 4 months ago

Masturbation for melatonin. It's got a certain ring to it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Masturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Tbh, If I'm feeling sick especially if it involves sinus congestion, I'm generally feeling far too icky to want to do that

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

You have to be strong. Do it for the nose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Does snorting cum clear up your nose somehow or something?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] wreckedcarzz 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tbh it's not something I've tried but I want to

[–] Cheems 2 points 4 months ago

Let me rack you up a line

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

I've done this in the past and it works, briefly.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

holy shit i tought i was the only one. why though

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Movin ur blood around

[–] Sam_Bass 17 points 4 months ago

you get antihistamines wackin it?

[–] paddirn 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It helps with my lower back pain, it feels like I’m just floating afterwards, like my spine has liquified. Orgasms in general just help make the pain go away, sex is better, but I’ll take what I can get.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

fuck the pain away

[–] Bruncvik 10 points 4 months ago

For post-nut clarity. A genuine reason why my problem solving skills improve when I work from home.

[–] peopleproblems 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How do you people have that much energy when you're sick

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

My horny is WAY more powerful than any measly virus

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Didn't know that was a thing. Glad to find out. Gives purpose.

[–] RedditWanderer 8 points 4 months ago

Exercise in general will do this.