I'm going to sue my scale manufacturer for making a scale that says I'm overweight.
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2024
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I'm gonna sue my cardiologist for pointing out my heart disease!
I'm going to sue the guy at the bar that tells me I'm always hammered when I see him but doesn't say the same thing to everyone else at the bar.
Sounds like my cardiologist
Also, missed ya, buddy -internet hug-
I don't know the rapport you have but this is super sweet to see
I'm a TexasDrunk and this is my life-mate of undetermined sexuality, thefartographer.
I love your damn face, friend. Fuck your cardiologist.
Yeah! It's obviously a deliberate manipulation when Google just links to negative stories about him instead of the positive ones, like... like... um... uh...
Like that one time he actually managed to keep his gob shut for three consecutive minutes?
It was a dentist visit. He refused to open his mouth until offered a candy.
(This story is made up for satirical purposes.)
reality has a democratic bias
In case any of the mainstream media wonders if they’ll be thanked for their service.
"Emperor suing child for claiming he was wearing no clothes."
Tilting at windmills
I’m back for a double comment.
Why wait until elected, Don? Can you answer that?
What a fragile little bitch.
really scary if he's this left behind in tech and he gets his dictator-in-one-day powers.
Imagine the profits of a middleman that'd drag Yandex (russian Google, now also russian Netflix, Uber, Amazon) into the US and allow these deals to happen.
nothing to do with their political contributions
Unfortunately he'll probably forget.