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[–] Iheartcheese 245 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yes, its that easy when you get all that for free to start your business with.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Success is a combo of luck and work. Many people have one, OP got both. Let's congratulate them instead

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Success is a combo of luck and work.

And connections. Grow and lean on your network, fellas.

[–] Diplomjodler3 49 points 3 months ago

And live in an area where there's demand and where people will give you jobs, i.e. you have the right skin colour.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago

I guess that's why they call it capitalism.

[–] shalafi 6 points 3 months ago

I started with borrowing my mother's lawnmower, that's it. But the first afternoon I had enough to buy a weed eater. Couldn't even afford a pager, had to call my mom and check on customer calls.

Crud. Forgot where I'm at. Yes, success is nothing but luck 99.9994% of us will never have.

[–] MutilationWave 107 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The catch is you have to save enough money to get through the months where lawns don't need mowed in most of the US.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Hopefully grandpa also left him a snowblower

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To be*

And then you get on the shovel -> snowblower -> plow grind

[–] Frozengyro 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget raking leafs, and basic landscaping in the spring like trimming shit. Pulling weeds too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I never forget pulling weeds.

[–] njm1314 96 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (4 children)

We don't know the size of the section, or the quality of the job.

So that could be: "God damn, that's cheap!" or "God damn, that's expensive!"

If he is getting tips, then it may actually be reasonable. Genuine question, do Americans normally tip the people who mow their lawns?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I pay $70+$10 tip for 0.8 acres. My guy seems happy with that.

[–] Metz 11 points 3 months ago

Out of curiosity, how long does he need? If he manages to do that in an hour or max of 2, then this is not bad at all.

[–] njm1314 6 points 3 months ago

I don't know if I'd say it's common exactly, especially since so many people use services and extended contracts and whatnot. Not at all unheard of though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tipping is ingrained into our basic economic culture. Restaurant staff (waiters and waitresses in particular) make 80%+ of their money through tips. Federal minimum wage is about $7.25 USD, and almost no states have a minimum wage that low (some places it's easily double that), but it's completely legal to pay wait staff $2.25 an hour and expect them to make up the difference to $15-20 per hour in tips almost anywhere. A standard "good" tip at a restaurant is 20%. Even going to a grocery store you'll often see a tip jar on the counter that people toss their spare change into. Outside of restaurants, no other job is completely dependent on tips to live, but in many service industries it's still customary to tip as a way to show appreciation for a service rendered (especially if they go above and beyond).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You do have to earn at least minimum wage as a waiter if your tips don't add up with your wage to at least $7.25 hourly, though (higher if your state/locality has a better minimum wage). That said, $7.25 is a poverty wage and wage theft exists. Ideally this would be solved with an appropriate minimum wage and decent pay for waitstaff/kitchen staff.

[–] bamfic 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He said he was in a rural po dunk area, so that seems high. Then again greentext so probably bullshit anyway

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Idk, nothing egregious about this one.

[–] chemical_cutthroat 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My yard guy only charges $45 but I tip $15 on top. Still a great deal. I don't have the energy for that shit after work.

[–] SpaceNoodle 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We're supposed to tip? What the hell

[–] Alexstarfire 27 points 3 months ago
[–] assembly 1 points 3 months ago

That’s a good price here in Seattle.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No Anon, we're reporting you for tax evasion.

[–] Alexstarfire 29 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

I'd be worried about insurance as a catch. Especially if you live somewhere like the USA.