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Arcane Nepo Babies (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Delta_V to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] half_built_pyramids 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

irony of Rusty appearing in this meme as the artificer is too much

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

No one else built a Walking Eye.

Look around. Who else has a Walking Eye? That's right, Walking Eye, everyone wants a piece.

[–] Delta_V 17 points 2 days ago

yeah, the "s" in the title is doing some heavy lifting

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

sorry not sorry that warlocks have more fun than any other class I guess it's a patron thing 💅

[–] Godnroc 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Warlocks are the pets of other beings doing tricks to earn treats.

[–] SpaceNoodle 18 points 2 days ago

Aren't we all?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And? Cats and dogs usually seem to be having more fun anyway...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 4 points 1 day ago

The thing with cats is they assume they're the patron.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

warlocks have more fun than any other class

Love to be dragged into a plane of eternal torment and subjected to the most nightmarish cruelty my patron can devise, because I failed to fulfill condition XXVI.a.243-0.1 in the infernal contract.

Love to have a creature of mad whimsy show up to cause sheer bedlam at the worst possible moment, because I stumbled in a grove half-starved and ate fruit from the wrong Fae Lord's magical bush a lifetime ago.

Love to be forever trapped under the unblinking eye of the Divine Surveillance State with an angel's merciless glare boring holes into the back of my neck because my great-great-great-grandfather pledged himself to the seventh generation as part of the Glorious Crusade of the Most Righteous High One.

Warlocks having so much fun right now... weee... :-(

[–] Archpawn 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My pact was that I gave a unicorn some carrots in return for a 1d10 cantrip.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

My gnome warlock got their power from getting married to a fae lord after a drunken night of revelry. Their pact was the divorce settlement and their familiar was their lawyer.

It is so fun to play the straight person around random bedlam.

[–] TexasDrunk 10 points 2 days ago

It's a Patrón thing. I'd be having more fun than anyone else if I were hammered right now.

[–] ComicalMayhem 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Oh you are in for a treat. Streams continuously on adult swim. Season 2 starts to really take off in quality.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't be too hasty entering there! I had TACO BELL for lunch!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Well, the Master of Disaster is an official degree, so I feel a Dr. of Doom would be not too farfetched